Page 1: We gotta say: this issue of The Brooklyn Paper is amazing. Just check out our exclusive story on Whole Foods, our insightful coverage of the coming repairs to the Brooklyn–Queens Expressway, a piece about plans to turn Eighth Avenue and Prospect Park West into two-way streets and all the features and entertainment coverage that you expect from Brooklyn’s real newspaper. Keep hustlin’, Brooklyn!
Editorial: Our editorial board explains why our esteemed leaders must be questioned at all times — because they lie.
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By Gersh Kuntzman
DUMBO: Brooklyn’s own Rafael Soler was snubbed at Saturday night’s Vendy Award ceremony, but that doesn’t mean our own editor, Gersh Kuntzman, had a bad time.
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By Mike McLaughlin
Gowanus: Whole Foods now says it can’t build its supermarket at Third Avenue and Third Street without a development partner — but could that mean a shopping mall, businesses, housing?
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By Ben Muessig
Bay Ridge: Bay Ridge’s so-called “Green Church” is now a verdant pile of rubble — so let the blame-casting begin!
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By Sarah Portlock
Mean Streets: Major changes are coming to one of the worst intersections in Brooklyn — changes that would give pedestrians a leg up on cars for the first time in years.
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By Ben Muessig
Williamsburg Waterfront: Some Williamsburg residents aren’t shy about voicing their political leanings.
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By Mike McLaughlin
Carroll Gardens: It’s the same F-ing story at the crumbling Smith-Ninth Street station: repairs are going to cost more — much more — and take much longer.
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By Gersh Kuntzman
Brooklyn Angle: The nation now knows that “Joe the Plumber” is a myth. But Joe the plumber is real.
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By Stephanie Schroeder
If a man hangs a pin-up calendar above his desk at work, he’s an ogre. If a woman does it, she’s a sexual trend-setter.
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The Politicrasher
Politicrasher: Imitation may be the most sincere form of flattery in “real America,” but in Park Slope, the liberal ladies who dressed up like Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin on Saturday decided it’s definitely not sincere and it’s certainly not flattery.
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By Mike McLaughlin
Red Hook: The first year of the city’s tightened control of the vendors in Red Hook Park is drawing to a close this weekend and no one is happy with the results.
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By Cristian Fleming
Cartoon: This week, our award-winning cartoonist Cristian Fleming looks at the imminent demise of Long Island College Hospital.
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By Mike Edison
Music: You gotta hand it to One World Symphony. Where other classical music outfits are content to do the same old thing, One World’s evil genius maestro, Sung Jin Hong (pictured), has crafted a shrewdly sinister Halloween program at the St. Ann and the Holy Trinity church.
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By Gersh Kuntzman
Event: George Shea, the P.T. Barnum of bile, the Bob Barker of barf, will be honored next Monday night by the freaks, geeks and other wonders of human curiosity at the Coney Island sideshow. “George turned a small event into an international sport on ESPN,” said Zigun, himself a connoisseur of publicity stunts. “I take all my hats off to him, including my derby and my straw.”
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Letters: Our mailbag is full again — and features missives about our recent cover story about the decline of vegetarianism.
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By Sarah Portlock
Theater: What if the American colonists didn’t rebel against England — until 2008?
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By Emily Lavin
Dining: Is the revitalization of Red Hook back on schedule? Consider the latest evidence: a former Van Brunt deli is now the upscale New American bistro Kevin’s — a sit-down eatery with a local feel.
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By Evan Gardner
Event: Picking up where we scarily left off last week, here are the rest of the events in our frightful fortnight of fun.
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By Ben Muessig
Bay Ridge: A horrifying uptick in burglaries has residents of one of the borough’s safest neighborhoods living in fear.
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By Ben Muessig
Bay Ridge: Bay Ridge residents are urging shop owners to install see-through roll-down security gates — and are moving toward proposing an out-and-out ban if storeowners do not replace their solid metal shutters in favor of the fence-like guards.
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By Susan Rosenthal Jay
Parenting: All the fun you could be having with your kids.
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Correction: Our recent story, “Prospect Park no longer goes to the dogs” (Oct. 18), suggested that the newly installed “No dogs” signs barred leashed canines from the Long Meadow. In fact, the restrictions only apply to paths around the ballfields at the southern end of the meadow. Leashed dogs are still allowed on the grass at all hours and are allowed off-leash during specified hours. The Brooklyn Paper regrets the error.
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All the community meetings you should be going to.
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By Sarah Portlock
Atlantic Yards: The Treasury Department has bailed out Bruce Ratner.
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Link: If it’s Wednesday, it’s Police Blotter day on BrooklynPaper.com. Find your neighborhood below or click the link above to get a full list.
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Dooley Noted: Our columnist previews the annual Halloween Parade in Park Slope.
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By Jeremy Herb
Boerum Hill: Residents of Dean Street are caught in the middle of a battle between the Department of Sanitation and the Department of Education that has left the area near PS 261 so filthy that some neighbors are tossing the school’s garbage bags back over the fence into the yard.
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By Mike McLaughlin
Mean Streets: A request to turn several Clinton Hill blocks into one-way streets hit a dead end amid vehement opposition from residents.
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By Mike McLaughlin
Cobble Hill: Long Island College Hospital laid off 100 employees this week in the first wave of what will likely be a much-larger downsizing to save the tottering hospital from closure.
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By Sarah Portlock
Downtown: A myriad of Downtown Brooklyn boosters rallied outside an empty and decrepit Metropolitan Transportation Authority office building on Jay Street on Monday to call for the cash-strapped agency to sell the building — but the MTA says it has a better idea.
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By Louise Crawford
Smartmom: If it’s Tuesday, it’s Smartmom day on BrooklynPaper.com. This week, we learn why Smartmom is not going to be a very good empty nester!
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By Mike McLaughlin
Gowanus: The stench of raw sewage in the Gowanus Canal may get worse before it gets any better.
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By Ben Muessig
Williamsburg Waterfront: A portion of the Williamsburg waterfront will open for public access later this month, giving residents of the park-starved neighborhood some of the open space that was promised under a contentious 2005 rezoning.
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By Ben Muessig
Mean Streets: A group of Park Slope residents is urging the city to convert the one-way speedways of Prospect Park West and Eighth Avenue into two-way streets in hopes of avoiding the kinds of car-bike conflicts that killed a cyclist last month.
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By Mike McLaughlin
Fort Greene: The city has had 100 years to prepare for next month’s Prison Ship Martyrs Monument centennial, but workers are still racing to restore the centerpiece of Fort Greene Park to its former glory in time for the big day.
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By Gersh Kuntzman and Mike McLaughlin
Bay Ridge: Bay Ridge is represented in Congress by a convict, now that Rep. Vito Fossella was found guilty last Friday of drunk driving, stemming from a May 1 arrest in Virginia as the seven-term congressman was on his way to a night-time rendezvous with his mistress.
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Manuel Harlan
Weekender: Once again, the invaluable Brooklyn Paper is back with some nice tips for this weekend. Keep hustlin’, Brooklyn!
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Podcast: Editor Gersh Kuntzman was about to break some big news in an exclusive Brooklyn Paper podcast, but all of a sudden, a special delivery changes the agenda in our DUMBO newsroom. Guess we’ll never find out what the actual “breaking” news story was.
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By Ben Muessig
Development: Nerves about our collapsing national economy have finally sent jitters through Brooklyn’s real-estate market, with the number of property sales down more than 24 percent over the last three months — and the prices on those apartments and homes that did sell down almost four percent, a new report revealed this week.
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By Sarah Portlock
Park Slope: A group of Park Slope activists are begging the MTA to make minor repairs at the dour Fourth Avenue subway station because they don’t believe that the cash-strapped transit agency will make good on its promise to fully renovate the station.
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By Sarah Portlock
Windsor Terrace: Despite an arrest, there were more car window smashings. Plus the other crime news from Windsor Terrace’s 72nd Precinct.
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