Park Slope: The teenager who has stalked iPhone users in Park Slope for two years continued his reign of terror last week, swiping another of the fancy smartphones from a woman on Flatbush Avenue. Comments (1).

Cleaning Our Waterways: And if you’re eating any crabs from the canal, you’d better stop now. Comments (2).

From chinstraps and juncos to Van Dykes and Garibaldis, Sunset Park space-rocker Aaron Kelly knows how to shave off the competition when it comes to waging a battle of the beards. Comments (8).

Event: And this coming from a man who’ll lead a Black History Month exhibit at the Brooklyn Museum, no less! Comments (4).

Fort Greene: The violent thug who tried to rape a young woman just feet from the Brooklyn Academy of Music in Fort Greene last week is a white man with chubby cheeks, sunken eyes and light hair, cops say. Comments (5).

Music: All Conrad Keely wants to do is scare you — make you turn the lights on and pull up the covers. Comments (1).

Fort Greene: And it wouldn’t be a police blotter without more crime at the Atlantic Terminal Mall. Plus all the other crime news from Fort Greene and Clinton Hill’s 88th Precinct. Comments (2).

Event: Two storied football franchises are facing off in the Super Bowl —and so are two storied Cobble Hill bars. Comments (2).

Williamsburg: Move over, Craigslist! Community Board 1’s bulletin board is now the hottest place to advertise sex parties — but some members are all hot and bothered about it. Comments (15).

Carroll Gardens: Crooks beware: The milkman’s packing heat! Comments (1).

Theater: By hook and by crook, this is a great play. Comments (1).

The Butcher of Flatbush Ave. Extension: The mousy man in the Broadway memorabilia-filled apartment just wants to be entertained by a story and a few good songs. Comment.

Fearless Parenting: Even when her boys talk about their penises in public. Comments (8).

Bedford-Stuyvesant: The Brooklyn Diocese called in a strong show of police force on Sunday outside a beloved Bedford-Stuyvesant chapel that the church hierarchy closed in a controversial move. Comments (3).

Cinema: A well-deserved retrospective to the lady behind the sunglasses in “Thelma and Louise” and the white T-shirt in “Atlantic City.” Comments (1).

Carroll Gardens: A man is pelted and robbed. Plus all the other crime news from Carroll Gardens, Cobble Hill and Red Hook’s 76th Precinct. Comments (1).

Clinton Hill: The Pratt post office will reopen as early as next month after a year of repairs and arguments — but some customers could care less. Comments (2).

Nightlife: The perfect show for bedtime (though not for bedtime stories). Comment.

Dining: The “collective” management style has been replaced with real ownership at Crop to Cup’s new Third Avenue shop — and the coffee is even better. Comment.

Bay Ridge: Bay Ridge activists gathered together to celebrate their achievements last Saturday at an annual event whose guest list reads like a “Who’s Who” of the neighborhood. Comments (1).

Prime Time: Last year, my beautiful wife Abby and I visited her family in Israel. Comment.

Theater: Are you ready for some gender politics? Comments (2).

Music: So long, Wagner — hello, Webber! Comment.

The state agency behind the controversial Atlantic Yards mega-project and the Brooklyn Bridge Park waterfront development now has a Brooklynite at the helm. Comments (1).

Greenpoint: Workers of Greenpoint, unite — at a new office space just for freelancers. Comments (3).

Bushwick: The city’s bid to develop affordable housing in South Willamsburg stumbled this week, when a Manhattan judge refused to move forward on a lawsuit against the plan because the federal government is still investigating one of the city’s nonprofit development partners. Comments (3).

Theater: Get ready to throw all sense of reality out the door. Comment.

Boerum Hill: The tennis bubble atop a Boerum Hill gym collapsed overnight on Wednesday, a victim of Snowpocalypse III, which dumped 13 more inches of the white stuff on an already powdery borough. Comments (1).

Books: Three comics headline a night of laughter by women, but for everyone. Comment.

Williamsburg: Beware hailing a taxicab during a blizzard. Comments (1).

Bar Scrawl: Bar Scrawl takes his cartoonists’-eye view into Park Slope’s bar-library. Comment.

Weekend Watch: Here are all the service changes affecting you this weekend (Saturday, Jan. 29 at 12:01 am to Monday, Jan. 31 at 5 am, unless otherwise noted). Comments (2).

Carroll Gardens: A developer will dismantle the illegal 40-foot addition atop a 19th-century building on Carroll Street, a project that had become so controversial that it led the city to rezone the neighborhood. Comments (4).

Tennis players are raising a racket over a scheme to double the fee to play the sport of kings on outdoor public courts, part of a citywide athletic fee hike that could make it more expensive to stay fit. Comments (10).

Shopping: All it takes is $14 and a dream. Comment.