Parenting: One of the borough’s oldest and best-loved cultural institutions will be showing off a brand new look this weekend, as the Brooklyn Children’s Museum reopens on Saturday after a yearlong, $48.5-million renovation. Comment.

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Feel this

Saturday, September 20: The Feelies are back! The band, which came out of Jersey in the late 1970s and disbanded in 1992 after releasing four underappreciated albums, will play the Music Hall of Williamsburg tonight. Let’s hope they play every cut from their seminal 1986 album, “The Good Earth.”

9:30 pm. Music Hall of Williamsburg [66 N. Sixth St., between Wythe Street and Kent Avenue in Williamsburg, (718) 486-5400]. $20.

Auguste in September

Sunday, September 21: The New York Clown Festival is back for a third year of big shoes and red noses. Tonight, check out “Party of One,” about a lady clown who loves “a little too much,” and “Bury My Heart at Dumbass Cowboy.” Need we say more?

3:30 pm. The Brick Theatre [575 Metropolitan Ave., between Union Avenue and Lorimer Street in Williamsburg, (866) 811-4111]. $15.

Bump and grind

Wednesday, September 24: They don’t call Wednesday “Hump Day” for nothing. Tonight, the Burlesque Showcase is back at the Royale Brooklyn, so enjoy some clean dirty fun.

9 pm. The Royale Brooklyn [506 Fifth Ave., between 12th and 13th streets in Park Slope, (718) 840-0089]. No cover.

Lookout below

Friday, September 26: The always fun “Art Under The Bridge Festival” will again transform DUMBO into one giant art project. Last year, that even meant a guy running down Water Street dressed in a pink, green, purple and black camouflage-style body sock. Yes, it’s art, people!

7 pm. Artwork is all over DUMBO. Call The Dumbo Arts Center at (718) 694 0831) or visit www.dumboartscenter.org/festival.html for more info. Free.

Pie eyed

Sunday, September 28: Pig out for a good cause at the fifth annual Brooklyn Pie Social and help raise money for two local public schools — including PS 8 in Brooklyn Heights. All are invited to bring their baked creations. For the unskilled but hungry, over 150 bakers are expected, so bring a big appetite, if nothing else.

12 pm to 3 pm. Bubby’s Pie Company [1 Main St., at Plymouth Street in DUMBO, (718) 222-0666]. $25, or $10 if you bring a pie.

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