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Brooklyn South archive

Brooklyn South

Saturday, Nov. 3, 2007

Cobble Hill on a sweatshirt

Brooklyn South: Our columnist examines Abercrombie & Fitch’s “Cobble Hill” sweatshirt and finds it, um, uncomfortable. Comment.

Saturday, Oct. 13, 2007

Graffiti man as preservationist

Brooklyn South: A graffiti artist wants to create a football-field-sized gallery in Red Hook. Comments (3).

Saturday, Aug. 18, 2007

City throws ice on vendors

Brooklyn South: Our columnist can’t understand what the city has against her beloved Red Hook taco vendors. Comment.

Saturday, Feb. 24, 2007

Happy ending at ‘Bleach House’

Brooklyn South: Our columnist tries to save a popular Laundromat but ends up only saving the sign above the entrance. Comment.

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Blogs ain’t got reality

Brooklyn South: Our columnist solves the mystery of Brooklyn Inn — and it’s staying in business! Comment.

Saturday, March 17, 2007

Bring back dog days on Bond Street?

Brooklyn South: Some want the wild dogs to return to Brooklyn — if only to keep home prices down. Our columnist has a different take. Comment.

Saturday, March 10, 2007

Babyless writer in giftless jam

Brooklyn South: Our baby-mocking columnist finds herself in the belly of the beast after her sister gives birth. Comment.

Saturday, Oct. 6, 2007

Freebird books to soar again

Brooklyn South: Our columnist gets the scoop on the man who saved a beloved bookstore. Comments (1).

Saturday, June 23, 2007

Making book on the water

Brooklyn South: A used-book store on Columbia Streets needs a new partner. Only book lovers need apply! Comment.

Saturday, April 14, 2007

Is this my Pabst Blue weekend?

Brooklyn South: Will the weather — and the neighbors — finally allow our columnist to drink outdoors? Comment.

Saturday, Oct. 27, 2007

Big plans for Canal’s future

Brooklyn South: Our columnist gets the scoop on a local plan for the future of the Gowanus Canal zone. Comments (1).

Saturday, Oct. 20, 2007

Gripping tale at robbed bar

Brooklyn South: Our columnist’s friend helped nab a wanted bar robber. Here’s the saga. Comment.

Saturday, May 5, 2007

Stop driving while dumb

Brooklyn South: A traffic light now burns on Van Brunt Street, yet so does the rubber. Comment.

Saturday, Sep. 15, 2007

This biker ain’t no angel

Brooklyn South: Our columnist debunks a recent Observer article about biker babes. Comments (1).

Saturday, Sep. 29, 2007

Crime ain’t new but it hits hard

Brooklyn South: Our columnist confronts crime — and her own white guilt. Comment.

Saturday, Aug. 25, 2007

Wandering Jews still on the move

Brooklyn South: A medieval legend tells of a Jew cursed to wander until Judgment Day because of a bad run-in with Jesus. In Brooklyn, it’s a karmic — and financial— arrangement with real-estate developers that keeps one pair of so-called Wandering Jews on the move. Comment.

Saturday, Dec. 1, 2007

Fancy coffee, at D’Amico’s?

Brooklyn South: Our columnist discovers that the venerable D’Amico’s coffee shop on Court Street is considering a jump into Starbucks’ territory: flavored coffee. Comment.

Saturday, May 26, 2007

Lots of green to be made on green

Brooklyn South: Two gardening centers fight a war of the roses in Red Hook. Comment.

Saturday, May 12, 2007

No room for this here hotel

Brooklyn South: Our columnist explains why a hotel plan on Atlantic Avenue died — and why it’s a good thing. Comments (1).

Saturday, Sep. 22, 2007

Mickey D’s & Mickey Don’ts

Brooklyn South: Our columnist weighs in on the Court Street McDonald’s debate. Comments (1).

Saturday, Jan. 20, 2007

My dad’s take on the new Brooklyn

Brooklyn South: Our columnist’s father goes in search of the Brooklyn he once knew, but finds he can’t even get an Italian ice anymore. Comment.

Saturday, March 3, 2007

Espresso arms race in Gardens

Brooklyn South: Why does the new Starbucks have two espresso machines while the old Starbucks three blocks away have one? Comment.

Saturday, Feb. 17, 2007

History being sunk in the Hook

Brooklyn South: Our columnist finds that history has become a low priority in Red Hook. Comment.

Saturday, Nov. 10, 2007

Let’s get high on Smith–9th

Brooklyn South: Our columnist gets behind the call for a restaurant atop the Smith–Ninth Street subway station. Comment.

Saturday, Nov. 17, 2007

Public fight on Public Place

Brooklyn South: The Public Place is moving forward — and the rivalries are only beginning. Comment.

Saturday, June 30, 2007

Sweatin’ with the weirdies

Brooklyn South: Our columnist discovers that people say the craziest thing in the sauna. Comment.

Saturday, June 16, 2007

Brooklyn loves its Hook tacos

Brooklyn South: An army travels on its stomach — so, naturally, do the papusa partisans who support the Red Hook food vendors. Comment.

Saturday, Aug. 11, 2007

Easiest way to keep cool is here

Brooklyn South: Just off our Stoop, there are two public pools to choose from. Our columnist tells you where to go. Comment.

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Anti-car artist strikes again!

Brooklyn South: A Red Hook artist, who just wants a quiet neighborhood, once again installed his “Traffic Stopper” piece. Reviews from police were negative. Comment.

Saturday, June 9, 2007

This band could get arrested

Brooklyn South: A teen rocker gets in trouble. Finally! Comment.

Saturday, Jan. 27, 2007

Hey, Red Hook: Wanna dance?

Brooklyn South: Our columnist — a dancing fool from way back — says Red Hook is the perfect place for a club scene. Comment.

Saturday, March 24, 2007

A sandwich smackdown

Brooklyn South: Our columnist mediates the Boerum Hill banh mi smackdown. Comment.

Saturday, April 28, 2007

A rat’s life on Pacific Street

Brooklyn South: Our columnist braves the most rat-infested block in Boerum Hill. Comment.

Saturday, June 2, 2007

Tourists need our Markowitz

Brooklyn South: It’s too bad Borough President Markowitz can’t be on every voyage of the Queen Mary 2 — because cruise ship passengers want to know about Brooklyn. Comment.

Saturday, April 7, 2007

Hidden desire — for a garage

Brooklyn South: I guess we all wish we had a place to put our car — amound other things. Comment.

Saturday, July 21, 2007

Crying in their beer in Red Hook

Brooklyn South: When did hot Red Hook go cold? Our columnist examines. Comment.

Saturday, Aug. 4, 2007

Iced Coffee Talk in Carroll Gardens

Brooklyn South: Our columnist crunches the numbers and figures out her favorite summertime pick-me-up is too expensive for everyday use. Comment.

Saturday, Feb. 3, 2007

Psychic never saw it coming

Brooklyn South: A psychic on Atlantic Avenue just went out of business. Our columnist examines why she couldn’t predict her own future. Comments (1).

Saturday, Sep. 8, 2007

So, did he sniff her panties?

Brooklyn South: A tale of a landlord who may or may not have sniffed his tenant’s panties. Comments (1).

Saturday, July 28, 2007

Dad feels like Trader (Joe’s)

Brooklyn South: Our columnist searches for meaning — and guilt-free snacks — at Trader Joe’s. Comment.

Saturday, Feb. 10, 2007

Coffee guru espresses his disgust

Brooklyn South: Our columnist tours Carroll Gardens with a top-ranked barista [sic!] and learns that we’re drinking swill. Comments (1).

Saturday, Jan. 13, 2007

The bitter story of a sugar plant

Brooklyn South: To be inside a factory on the verge of demolition is like visiting a place of worship emptied by earthquake. The ceilings are high. Unfiltered sunlight washes over everything: chairs that once held people, stray leather shoes, a suit jacket, ink-stained ledgers, bashed-up books. A sapling grows in the arch of a broken, scroll-shaped window. Comment.

Saturday, July 14, 2007

Taking a bite out of Smith St

Brooklyn South: Our columnist takes a bite out of the $11 toothbrush that’s now on sale on Smith Street. Comment.