The Brooklyn Paper: SNA Newspaper of the Year, 2007

The current issue
Neighborhood Map
Bay Ridge
  • Bensonhurst, Dyker Heights
Brooklyn Heights
  • Downtown, DUMBO
Carroll Gardens
  • Cobble Hill, Red Hook, Boerum Hill
Fort Greene
  • Clinton Hill, Crown Heights
North Brooklyn
  • Williamsburg, Greenpoint, Bushwick
Park Slope
  • Prospect Heights, Windsor Terrace, Greenwood Heights
GO Brooklyn
Brooklyn Cyclones
Not Just Nets
Police Blotter
Perspective
Parenting
Politics
Transit
Podcasts
The Brooklyn Bride
Brooklyn Boom
Classifieds
Merchant news
About The Paper
RSS Feeds
Minuteman Press

Whitney in Bay Ridge? Houston: ‘We have a problem’

The Brooklyn Paper

Breaking news! Whitney Houston will not — we repeat, not! — be playing an obscure bar in Bay Ridge next month.

The neighborhood was buzzing after Pazzo, a Fourth Avenue eatery better known for its calamari than its A-list acts, hanged a banner announcing that the R-and-B diva would perform on Sept. 27.

Some passersby were left scratching their heads, while true fans were waiting to exhale.

But The Brooklyn Paper has learned that Houston has a problem: She ain’t coming.

Brooklyn Bridge Realty

“The sign is not true,” said Cassie Maruca, a spokeswoman for the singer with the famous five-octave range.

Bolstering Maruca’s denial, Pazzo, which is on a quiet block between 100th and 101st streets, has been closed for weeks.

“I really can’t see Whitney Houston playing this little place,” said Robert Russo of Bensonhurst as he passed the sign. “I don’t see why she would come all the way out here.”

But before the singer’s flack issued the flat-out denial some Ridge residents pointed out that the appearance — or any appearance, frankly — could be a good thing for Houston right now.

“Her career is kind of dead right now, so maybe that’s why she’s coming here, but still, she could do better than this,” said Natalia Hernandez, referring to the former chart-topper’s fall from superstardom amidst persisting rumors of drug abuse during her turbulent marriage with singer Bobby Brown.

“But I don’t think she needs the money that bad.”

Despite the snub, Houston diehards remain confident that she (make that she-e-e-e-e) will always love her fans in the Ridge.

“Why wouldn’t she come here?” one fan of the crooner asked. “If they pay her, she’ll be here — and so will I.”

Owners of Pazzo could not be reached for comment. Their phone has been disconnected (which will really make it difficult to finalize that booking with Houston’s people).

Reader Feedback

Enter your comment below

By submitting this comment, you agree to the following terms:

You agree that you, and not BrooklynPaper.com or its affiliates, are fully responsible for the content that you post. You agree not to post any abusive, obscene, vulgar, slanderous, hateful, threatening or sexually-oriented material or any material that may violate applicable law; doing so may lead to the removal of your post and to your being permanently banned from posting to the site. You grant to BrooklynPaper.com the royalty-free, irrevocable, perpetual and fully sublicensable license to use, reproduce, modify, adapt, publish, translate, create derivative works from, distribute, perform and display such content in whole or in part world-wide and to incorporate it in other works in any form, media or technology now known or later developed.

First name
Last name
Your neighborhood
Email address
Daytime phone

Your letter must be signed and include all of the information requested above. (Only your name and neighborhood are published with the letter.) Letters should be as brief as possible; while they may discuss any topic of interest to our readers, priority will be given to letters that relate to stories covered by The Brooklyn Paper.

Letters will be edited at the sole discretion of the editor, may be published in whole or part in any media, and upon publication become the property of The Brooklyn Paper. The earlier in the week you send your letter, the better.

Frame It in Brooklyn
Buffalo Wild Wings
La Bagel Delight
Corcoran