A man caught kicking in the front door of a Dikeman Street building on March 5 tried to brush off the incident by claiming he was looking for a place to go to the bathroom.
The resident, a 48-year-old man, heard someone playing footsy with the entrance to his building between Dwight and Richards streets at 1:20 pm, so he opened the door.
“What are you doing here?” he asked the kicker.
Before fleeing, the foiled burglar said, “I stopped here to take a piss.”
The tenant was pee’d off enough to call cops.
— Mike McLaughlin
©2009 Community News Group
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