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Rockabus vs. Alexis Van Lines: Dueling beach buses run Williamsburg–Rockaway route

Dueling beach buses compete for Williamsburg-to-Rockaway passengers

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On the road: Leroy Morrison drives Williamsburgers to the beach for $6 each way on the weekends— and he claims he was the first to exploit Brooklyn's newest transportation corridor.
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Party in the back: It ain't the Rockabus, but a ride on Alexis Van Lines is a rockin' good time.
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Reggae all the way: Leroy Morrison plays Bob Marley concerts on the flatscreen TVs inside his van for his clientele.
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Next please: Rockabus ticket agents Peter Albrink and Yoni Golijov will take your ticket now.
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Sweet ride: The Rockabus has gotten lots of buzz for its stylish passengers and popular drivers.
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School's in session: The former school bus is popular with locals as well as tourists from around the world.
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Magic school bus: It's like going to school — if school were the beach!

Two transit entrepreneurs are battling for Brooklyn’s newest trade route: the increasingly popular passage between Williamsburg and the Rockaways.

Rival bus companies are capitalizing on the city’s burgeoning hipster beach scene by ferrying passengers to the Queens seashore, competing for fares and cred in the process.

The Rockabus brings sea-lovers to the Atlantic in true Billyburg style on an old-fashioned school bus with a BYOB policy and a fashionable clientele that has generated plenty of web buzz. Meanwhile, Alexis Van Lines offers a similar service with less flare, more frugality, and a TV tuned to reggae music videos for a beach-y vibe.

And, as is often the case between competitors, both businesses claim they came up with the idea first.

“This is the first shuttle bus to operate between Williamsburg and the Rockaways and Fort Tilden,” said Sam Morrill, one of the founders of the Rockabus, which runs from the corner of Union and Meeker avenues every two hours on weekends. “There will only be one original Rockabus, and that’s us.”

Leroy Morrison, an operator for Alexis Van Lines who runs hourly commuter vans and minibuses from North Seventh Street and Bedford Avenue to Fort Tilden on the weekends, claims it was his transit company that sparked Brooklyn’s recent resurgence of interest in the Rockaways.

“The Rockabus took away a lot of publicity from us,” said Morrison, who claims he started offering reggae-thumping rides that are also BYOB for $6 each way last year. “People were looking for us and couldn’t find us and people thought they came up with the idea.”

The services operators couldn’t have more different backgrounds, either.

Morrison is 25-year-veteran “dollar van” operator who’s first job was collecting fares on buses in his native Jamaica.

Morrill is a business-minded 20-something from Brooklyn Heights who went to Stuyvesant High School and graduated from Middlebury College in 2008.

And their bus lines operate differently, as well.

Morrison’s vehicles have room to stow bikes inside — and he’s willing to pick up passengers along the way if beach-goers are so inclined.

The Rockabus is more expensive at $10 for a one-way ticket and $15 for round-trip service, but the company courts customers seeking convenience thanks to its online ticketing.

Bikes aren’t allowed on the old school bus, but water-lovers who buy Rockabus tickets receive discounts on food and drinks at hip hotspots in the Rockaways.

Both companies say they’re thriving and winning tons of customers by linking North Brooklyn to parts of Queens that previously required lengthy subway rides or multiple bus transfers.

“We don’t have a choice but to welcome competition, but we’re very confident in the quality of the service we provide,” said Morrill, whose company had its biggest day to date on Aug. 12 when it ferried more than 400 people to and from the beach. “A lot of people come back every weekend.”

Morrison says business has been so good he has upped the number of his vans and minibuses assigned to the route this summer — and he says that’s something passengers should cheer.

“People deserve a better service than a school bus,” Morrison said. “I love transportation. I know I can do better.”

Alexis Van Lines departs from N. Seventh Street at Bedford Avenue in Williamsburg. For reservations call (917) 434-1614. Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. $6 one way, $12 roundtrip.

The Rockabus departs from Union and Meeker avenues in Williamsburg. For reservations visit Rockabus.com. Saturday and Sunday only. $10 one way, $15 roundtrip.

Reach reporter Eli Rosenberg at erosenberg@cnglocal.com or by calling (718) 260-2531. And follow him at twitter.com/emrosenberg.

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SwampYankee from ruined Brooklyn says:
and I bet if you asked this bunch of transplants what a hipster was they would deny they even exist. The look alike, they dress the same, they consume the same stuff, they go to the same places, they all hove that horrible nasal honk. " Like Yah! we are going to RockaPulco" Like Yah! I wonder what the bus would charge to take them all back to Ohio?
Aug. 22, 2012, 8:17 am
Mickey Shea from Greenpoint says:
Those powderpuffs can't take the subway, there are
scary brown people down there.
Aug. 22, 2012, 8:44 am
Transplant from Here to Stay says:
Whaaaa!!! I hate when people have fun. Hey, Yo! I wonder what they'd charge to take Archie Bunker back to Staten Island?
Aug. 22, 2012, 9:01 am
Mike from Williamsburg says:
If you asked a bunch of Brooklyn natives what a hipster was, they'd say every white person under the age of 40 who pronounces the letter "r" only when it appears in words.
Aug. 22, 2012, 9:01 am
SwampYankee from ruined Brooklyn says:
Transplant,
Archie Bunker was from Queens. Anybody born in NYC would know that. But to hipster transplants, "It it is not Brooklyn, it's all the same". Your lack of fundamental knowledge about Brooklyn, and the rest of NYC, is why you will always be an outsider looking in. You will never fit in. you are not "from" Brooklyn, you live in Brooklyn, and some day soon you will go back to your parents basement in CulDeSacia Ohio for some of moms Rice Crispy treats and a glass of Sunny D.
Aug. 22, 2012, 10:17 am
Transplant from Here to Stay says:
I own, MF'er :) So, not going anywhere soon. And, when(if) I leave, it will be with a big fat profit. You should consider the same and move with your long-lost native brethren now in Statenjoisylongislandia. I'm sure you could afford plenty of IROCs to mow down cyclist.

And, I'm sure the "native NYC" poopers and backflippers at the McCarren Park pool could answer any questions about Archie Bunker. Probably never even heard of George Jefferson (RIP Sherman).
Aug. 22, 2012, 10:33 am
LS from Cobbham says:
Hipsters need to ride the short bus. But then they'd think it was "ironic".
Aug. 22, 2012, 10:35 am
Transplant from Here to Stay says:
The people in pic #2 look more like meth head Juggalos rather than hipsters. But, who knows anyway? I don't think hipsters exist, right?
Aug. 22, 2012, 10:40 am
SwampYankee from ruined Brooklyn says:
The guys in picture number 4, with the hottt fanny packs, really tickle my fancy.
Aug. 22, 2012, 10:48 am
SwampYankee from runined Brooklyn says:
Transplant. My family has been in Brooklyn since the mid 1700's. I own too. Single family, detached, garage for my cars. Oh, I go to a private pool. I wouldn't get in the water with filthy, filthy hipsters. you are making such "big fat profits" why do you go to a common sewer? You own ——. Just because you have a mortgage doesn't mean you owe anything. It means you write your checks to the back. enjoy your foreclosure.
Aug. 22, 2012, 10:55 am
Transplant from Here to Stay says:
Family property since the 1700's...? Sounds like someone here is prenatally funded, and probably for generations. Watch out everyone, we got the Vanderbilts of Sheepshead Bay in the thread.
Aug. 22, 2012, 11:22 am
Transplant from Here to Stay says:
Swampy's family were the original Dutch Hipsters of Breukelen. Always causing problems for the Native Americans. The Indians would cry out "Go Back to the Netherlands you transplants!"
Aug. 22, 2012, 11:28 am
Pauly C from Ungentrified NYC says:
Oh no! Lengthy subway rides! Multiple bus transfers! The horror! How do those poor 'outer borough' types manage?

Thank god those two yups started rockabus, it must be very scary for a midwestern milquetoast to have to share a confined space with a working class black man in a non-ironic mode of transportation.
Aug. 22, 2012, 11:33 am
SwampYankee from ruined Brooklyn says:
Pauly C,
Only one of the bus services is "non-ironic". The Rockabus is a ironic yellow school bus. It reminds the hipsters of when they went to school in Dog Taint Wisconsin. They used the same bus to get to their all white bread soccer games. Didn't matter if they won or lost. Each little precious transplant snowflake was given a 7th place participation trophy. They received a similar trophy when they successfully were potty trained at age 13. The ones with the beards need a locally sustainable, cruelty filled, artisinal punch in the vagina. I don't know what to do with the females but at least they have better defined arms than Mr. Salty looked beta-males.
Aug. 22, 2012, 11:49 am
MarieZ from Upstate says:
leroy should charge those idiots 50.00 a ticket plus 20.00 luggage/carry on fee. If these hipsters can afford to take day trips to the beach and piss away the day, they can afford an upcharge in ticket prices. At least Leroy is making a profit off of transplanted ——-heads.
Aug. 22, 2012, 11:50 am
"Interloper" from Kent Ave says:
SwampYankee:

Your lack of real estate knowledge and sheer common sense are astounding. You also have the spelling capabilities of a Fourth Grader...

In addition to that, your claim that your family has been here since the mid-1700s adds nothing to your argument. Nobody cares. If you've actually been here since the mid-1700s that is at least 350 years too long that the Greater NYC area has suffered. You're probably lying about that anyways thinking that adds credibility or purpose to your otherwise asinine arguments.

The property that you claim to own has likely quadrupled in value. Your are now the beneficiary of a bevy of new bars, restaurants, restored parks and other cultural establishments that have come into the community and created jobs for a number of middle-class citizens. You should be grateful, yet you scorn the very people who came in and spent money and developed the neighborhoods. Property owners like Yehuda Backer (The Bagel Store and Millennium Health on Bedford) recall back "In 1985, you couldn’t walk anywhere without stepping on a needle." Would you prefer Williamsburg return to that? If so, perhaps you should re-locate to the Brownsville section of Brooklyn? You are a useless relic who has undeservingly enjoyed the positive externalities and vibrant growth of this community in the past ten years.

I invite you to explain what sort of specific negative externalities "transplants" and other relatively new residents to Williamsburg and Greenpoint have had on your life aside from your dis-taste in their style of dress.

Please leave and take your stupidity, anti-social attitude and overall useless existence to Staten Island, Brownsville or some other hole where you can find more people of your intellectual caliber and temperament.

Thanks,

EVERYONE
Aug. 22, 2012, 11:51 am
Laurel from uptowngirl says:
Why do most of these transplanted guys look alike? What's up with the lame "hitler youth" haircut and the beard and low vneck tshirt? They look trashy and act pretentious, and are nobodies. I work for Vogue and trust me, this look is really on it's way out, we laugh at this look every day, especially the girls with the cheesy cheap sunglasses and unkempt hair..it's not ironic, it's trashy and low class. The guy in the first picture w/ the yellow vneck looks like he ate his own turds for breakfast..too funny.
Aug. 22, 2012, 11:56 am
Laurel from uptowngirl says:
I work for Vogue and this hipster trend is soo on it's way out. It's really pathetic looking and trashy. Totally gross.
Aug. 22, 2012, 11:56 am
Pauly C from Ungentrified NYC says:
I hear you SwampYankee. You'd think that with their obsession with bicycles some of them would be motivated to, like, you know, ride there? I guess a quick spin down bedford ave against traffic is not the same as an actual hour-plus ride requiring real effort.
Aug. 22, 2012, 11:58 am
ty from pps says:
"If these hipsters can afford to take day trips to the beach and piss away the day, they can afford an upcharge in ticket prices."

WHAT?!?! MarieZ, you work 18 hours a day, 7 days per week, right? Jeesh.

And what is so friggin' crazy about a bus to the beach? Yeah, to get from Williamsburg, it's a loooooong way by public transport to get to the rockaway beaches. They are paying an extra $7 (round-trip) to get there MUCH faster and more conveniently.

None of you have ever taken a taxi or a car service instead of the subway/bus? Or is that too "hipster" or "transplant" of a thing to do?

God you folks are just ridiculous.
Aug. 22, 2012, 12:10 pm
SwampYankee from ruined Brooklyn says:
The property I own has more than quadrupled in value. The whole city has become more livable. I work for the city. I know it's better because me, and people like me, have made it a better place. We deserve better than to have trust fund trash move in for extended "staycations". You can't even buy a quart of milk of find a hardware store because of all the dumb ass coffee shops and 6 month life span resteruants your kind has brought. You have chased all the useful business's away for your cat in the hat fantasy playground. Take your foodie ass back to Dog Fletcher falls before the brown people beat you up again.
BTW, thanks for your tax dollars. I am enjoying the free medical and the future pension you paying for.
Aug. 22, 2012, 12:26 pm
K says:
Hey ty, change your rag please
Aug. 22, 2012, 12:32 pm
"Interloper" from Kent Ave says:
SwampYankee:

Please enlighten us with specific examples of "useful businesses" that have been "chased away" by the "dumb ass coffee shops and 6 month life span resteruants" that you speak of. I am quite curious as to how they have wreaked havoc on your life.

Also, I don't know what a "resteruant" is so perhaps you can enlighten us there as well?

Additionally, I don't understand why you would assume that somebody like me would beaten up by "brown people". This has certainly never happened to me in Williamsburg nor anywhere else for that matter. Quite frankly, I don't know what you mean by "brown people". If you are referring to African-Americans I am happy to inform you that I have a great number of African-American friends. Those of which would take offense to the term "brown people". Maybe think about not being racist next time...?

Furthermore, I don't have a trust fund nor do I participate in whatever sort of "cat in the hat fantasy playground" that you speak of. Do you have to have family "since the 1700s here in Brooklyn" to participate in such activities? It sounds really cool...

I bet your job with the city is something that requires quite a bit of intellectual capacity. I'm thinking Garbage Collector. No...? How about Post Office Mail Sorter? I don't know how you could have gotten that job given your complete and total disregard for proper spelling of the English language...

I am happy that you are enjoying my tax dollars and free medical / pensions you speak of. I am a firm believer that the top earning citizens of this country should take care of less fortunate people like yourself. I am happy to contribute to the charity that is your life.

Thanks,

"Interloper"
Aug. 22, 2012, 1:23 pm
Real Brooklynite from Bay Ridge says:
Anyone wearing a Fedora and wearing skinny jeans deserves to get beaten and robbed of their iphones. Though I would not participate nor incite such activity, I laugh when it happens...

I know cops that laugh when the ——s in 'East Williamsburg' get robbed.

I hope all the interlopers get vaginal or penis cancer and die.

LOL, no ROMFLO every time a hipster transplant gets cancer, loses money, gets robbed or hit on his fixie by a truck.
Aug. 22, 2012, 1:43 pm
Real Brooklynite from Bay Ridge says:
—— you interloper.

Every time the brown people from the projects steals your iphone or grabs your girlfriends ——, a kitten smiles.
Aug. 22, 2012, 1:44 pm
Real Brooklynite from Bay Ridge says:
Every time an iphone gets stolen or an interloping hipstrer gets sexually assaulted, a kitten smiles.
Aug. 22, 2012, 1:45 pm
sledgehammer from brooklyn. no, I lied. Butt Cheek Hills, Minneconnectihio says:
Why are all hipster girls knock-kneed, flat footed and pigeon toed and cankled like the ones in photo #6? Every photo I've ever seen of hipster chicks, they all have the same ——ed up legs. And the shrill nasally uptalking vocal fry voice, too. Must be something about the gene pool in Minnepennsylhiowa
Aug. 22, 2012, 1:56 pm
"Interloper" from Kent Ave says:
Real Brooklynite - I don't wear skinny jeans or Fedoras and I've never been beaten or robbed of my iPhone, nor has my girl been sexually assaulted by "brown people from the projects". Its a safe neighborhood and that's one of the things I like about it. That's pretty sad that you feel that way about other people in the community and wish them harm. I guess if I were a little punk like you that got picked on my whole life I would try and act like a tough guy on message boards myself. It's ok, you can cry now, nobody will judge you...
Aug. 22, 2012, 2:05 pm
Transplant from Here to Stay says:
Aw, how cute. Looks like Swampy has encouraged his fellow circle jerk buddies from the hipster hate sites to chime in. He has sounded the alarm in all of the mother's basements of internet tough guys from Bay Ridge to Marine Park.... oh, and let's not forget upstate NY, D.C., Kansas, Texas - half these haters are from all over anyhow.

Watch out now. Tough guys in the room. Can't wait for them to entertain us with the same ten jokes they recycle and their hipster beating fantasies they stroke each other to. All talk.

Guess what guys? 99.99% of the population does not care about any of this. Hipster, transplant, native or immigrant - people just go on living their lives. Brooklyn is moving on with or without you. But, by all means, have fun in your online fantasy world.
Aug. 22, 2012, 2:18 pm
Mr. Baerga from Lost Brooklyn says:
Interloper: "Please leave and take your stupidity, anti-social attitude and overall useless existence to Staten Island, Brownsville or some other hole where you can find more people of your intellectual caliber and temperament."

Wow, so the good people, many of them hard working families, of Staten Island and Brownsville are somehow below you? Typical pompous and classist attitude from spoiled, gentrifying nobodies like yourself. You know nothing about our city and have zero respect for the people who grew up here or the ones that were priced out. That seems pretty anti-social to me. Tell us all why you think you are better than the people who don't live in gentrified Brooklyn. I'd like to know.
Aug. 22, 2012, 3:13 pm
native NYer and proud veteran from Bklyn says:
Anybody else wanna tell these dbags how the buses have been known harvesters of the bed bugs. No wonder we have outbreak after outbreak of gentrified yupdouchies raising rents to be in so called safe neighborhoods while slum lords laugh to the bank only for these parasitic transplants to give up move back home and leave the bugs to wait for honest hardworking backbreaking nyers to fall victim. Final thought use your next trust fund check move the hell back home and let the blue collar people who struggle have a shot at lower rent without seeing you muck this fine borough up with your vapid, think the world owes you smug snarky personalities
Aug. 22, 2012, 3:38 pm
"Interloper" from Kent Ave says:
No Mr. Baerga - The "hard working families, of Staten Island and Brownsville" are not below me and I sympathize with the fact that they have to live in areas ridden with scumbags, criminals and generally moronic wastes of space. That being said, I certainly consider myself above the scumbags, criminals and generally moronic wastes of space that tend to largely define areas like Staten Island and Brownsville. I think people like SwampYankee and Real Brooklynite would fit in well there amongst those types.

Also to your point about having "zero respect for the people who grew up here or the ones that were priced out"... I can sympathize to an extent of people that are priced out of a neighborhood for purely economic reasons. That being said, through gentrification...overall cultural and in many cases economic quality of life is improved for longterm residents of a neighborhood that can remain so it's a double edged sword. However you're 100% right that I have zero respect for people that think just because they grew up here (namely people like SwampYankee) that they are somehow now an authority on that particular neighborhood and know what's best for it. Furthermore, I have zero respect for the type of outright hostility towards people like myself that you would define as "gentrifying nobodies" like myself that is prevalent throughout the community.

Is that a sufficiently pompous and classist answer for you?

Also, when you say spoiled, are you referring to how I I spoil my family and myself. If so, you're 100% right. I work my ass off to provide a high quality of life for those I care about so yeah...guilty as charged. I haven't taken a dime from my parents since I moved to Brooklyn.
Aug. 22, 2012, 3:57 pm
Mr. Baerga from Lost Brooklyn says:
Interloper: Your reply which should have been compassionate and understanding and yet it reeks of such snark and entitlement. and yes, people who grew up are much more an authority and knowledgable of the neighborhoods their families have lived in for generations. They understand the dynamics that existed long before your snotty gentrified journey here.
Aug. 22, 2012, 4:21 pm
Transplant from Here to Stay says:
Watch out, Interloper. There's no place for well-balanced, non-emotional, intelligent comments on the BK Paper.
Aug. 22, 2012, 6:01 pm
Prince Harry from Nudist Colony says:
Rape, I mean, let's talk about it. Everyone's talking about rape.
Aug. 22, 2012, 8 pm
CUT TO DA CHASE from HEIGHTS says:
your all using to many wordS and analizing too much , just make it short AND SIMPLE the word your looking for is CREEPS .
Aug. 22, 2012, 10:45 pm
mike from GP says:
Wow, an article that is otherwise positive: people enjoying their city, and a small businessman making his business.

Ruined by idiotic comments. Grow up, all of you.
Aug. 22, 2012, 11:18 pm
Transplant from Here to Stay says:
Mike,

Sad as it is, the Brooklyn Paper knows full well what they are doing. Why do you think they have daily stories on cyclist, zany food trends and nonstop kickball coverage? Why do you think they usually select the stereotypical hipster looking person out of group shots as the cover page thumbnail? Because they love driving clicks and comments by trolling a particular crowd that gets their panties in a bunch easily. Like shooting fish in a barell.
Aug. 22, 2012, 11:43 pm
Richard Grayson from Williamsburg says:
I went to Rockaway (where we had a bungalow in the 50s and 60s and where I had my first apartment in the 70s) from Williamsburg yesterday morning. I took the J train at Marcy, transferred to the A train at Broadway Junction, transferred to the shuttle at Broad Channel and got off at Beach 105th Street/Seaside (one of the hipper places, both sets of my grandparents moved there in the late 60s after they tore down the bungalows). It took less than an hour, and since I have a monthly unlimited MetroCard, it didn't cost me anything, really. (Granted, this was a weekday very early morning, not the weekend.)

I came back to Williamsburg by getting the Q35 bus at Beach 116th Street, took it past my old neighborhood to the last stop at the Junction, had lunch near Brooklyn College (where I went to school and got my BA and MFA by '76), got the 5 train to Atlantic ("/Barclay Center"), walked around BAM to get the G train to Broadway and Union. A longer ride, but more scenic, and you can stop for lunch, and if you have long associations with Brooklyn and Rockaway, you get to see parts of your past; if you're going to Fort Tilden, you're over the Marine Parkway Bridge and back in Brooklyn (yes, Floyd Bennett Field is Brooklyn, where we had an avant-garde art festival in 1976 and where Todd P had his summer acoustic barbecue two years ago at the great, secret, hard-to-get-to Ransom Beach).

Also, you are in control; there are all kinds of other public transit routes that are interesting and you don't get stuck in traffic. I have absolutely no problem with anyone, and these buses/vans are a good idea, but whether you are a hipster or an elderly native like me, you can save some money and use the MTA. I can tell you lots of young people who some might call hipsters do -- probably the majority.
Aug. 23, 2012, 4:32 am
Richard Grayson from Williamsburg says:
One more thing: as someone whose parents met in the Rockaway bungalow community in the 1940s, who loves Rockaway, I am happy that "hipsters" have discovered this wonderful place. For years, it was neglected: by the city, by the media, by everyone but the great people who live there and who used to live there and spend summers there or just go to the beach or Playland or Far Rock back in the day. I always wondered why no one saw how cool a place it was: the beach, to me, is much nicer than the Brooklyn beaches (although I like them too, especially Manhattan Beach, which was my Brooklyn beach as a kid in the 1960s).

I think the fact that young people in Williamsburg and elsewhere -- who may originally be from other parts of the country, or not -- have discovered Rockaway's beauty: well, that only says good things about them.

And you know, South Beach on Staten Island -- which some commenters have disparaged as a borough -- is actually quite gorgeous, with a more brownish sand and a really nice boardwalk.
Aug. 23, 2012, 5:41 am
Bman from Williamsburg says:
So much hate. It's a story about a shuttle bus who gives a ——.
Aug. 23, 2012, 8:57 am
M from Flatbush says:
this hipster bus should make an unscheduled (oops wrong turn) stop in east new york and let these "folks" see the brooklyn ain't all folk art and byob restaurants
Aug. 23, 2012, 3:55 pm
manhatposeur from manhatland says:
@M from Flatbush
Don't worry M those thuggish people from east new york will be gentrified out by multicolored hispters from all over.
Brooklyn will be deghettozied.
Aug. 23, 2012, 4:55 pm
Scott from Park Slope says:
Hahaha what a bunch of ninnies. Watching SwampYankee and his posse of nancy boys lashing out at hipsters here is like watching a limp-wristed slap fest with all the attendant screams and cries of, "Take that, you B****!"

The story is, a bunch of people want to enjoy the fine beaches in South Brooklyn, and entrepreneurs start bus routes to facilitate that and make money. All of the above is positive, good old-fashioned capitalism. But socialists like SwampYankee, who suckle at the public teat, despise that sort of solid American activity and the solid Americans who practice it. And the hahaha delicious irony of the whole situation is that they're hahaha less manly than people they consider effeminate and wimpy who actually work and can afford such a bus ride.

No disrespect to transvestites, but SwampYankee and his nancy boys should gather up their skirts and hie them back to the wagons and beg the menfolk to protect them from the big, scary hipsters.

Hahaha honestly, this is the best belly laugh I've had in months. This board is pure entertainment. You can't make these turkeys up, you honestly can't. They lampoon themselves.

Thanks, nancy boys, really. Love it.
Aug. 24, 2012, 1:23 pm
SwampYankee from ruined Brooklyn says:
I'm a choad. I walk around MetroTech trolling for hot hipster dudes!!! They don't like me. So, I'm envious
Aug. 25, 2012, 2:28 am
old time brooklyn from slope says:
Richard Grayson - I agree 100pct - you can easily get around on public transportation as I have gone from the Junction mnay times (BC alumni as well) but nice to take a bus direct ala hampton jitney
Aug. 25, 2012, 11:46 am
old time brooklyn from slope says:
I really dont see why the oldtimers are so bent out of shape - you can get around by subway but it can be a pita - it isnt your money they are spending so (and I am a born and raised Brooklyn guy) lighten up -
Aug. 25, 2012, 11:48 am
old time brooklyn from slope says:
I cannot see why the oldtimers are so bent out of shape - it is a convenient way of getting to the beach akin to the hampto jitney - hey it is their money so what do you geeezers care (Born and raised in Brooklyn so I have my oldtime cred) I got into the slope when it was affordable but not cheap by old standards). These kids do not mind beieng overcharged so belly up to the two legged atm's. My real concern would be insurance.
Aug. 25, 2012, 12:15 pm

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