G, this is troubling

G’d up

A knife-flashing cretin robbed a woman’s cellphone and wallet in the Clinton-Washington Station on Nov. 3, but was soon apprehended by cops.

The victim told cops she was walking towards the G train platform at around 11:40 pm when the jerk approached her, grabbed her hair, pulled out the blade and said, “Give me your cellphone, give me your wallet, don’t scream!” The victim complied, but Officer Peter Segerdahl soon slapped the cuffs on the 25-year-old suspect.

The latest attack follows three similar incidents at the Clinton-Washington C-train station a week earlier.

Rowdy robbery

A brutal bandit robbed a woman’s Lafayette Avenue apartment after beating her up on Nov. 4 — but cops collared their suspect the next day.

The 39-year-old victim told cops she was in the stairwell of her apartment building between S. Elliot Place and S. Portland Avenue at around 10:30 pm when the stranger approached and said, “There’s nobody in the building, I already checked.” He then banged the woman’s head into the wall and punched her repeatedly in the face.

Next, he went into her apartment and stole a MacBook Pro, a digital camera, a pair of sunglasses, and $600.

The same day, Officer Richard Holland arrested a suspect.

What a dope

A thief stole a woman’s purse while she attended a party at Dope Jam Records on Myrtle Avenue on Oct. 31.

The victim told cops she had set her purse down on a stack of records while she went to the bathroom in the store between Classon Avenue and Emerson Place at around 4:20 am. When she reemerged from the facilities, the thief had stolen her $1,600 camera, a pair of pricey Aviator sunglasses, a cellphone, a leather jacket and $270.

Give and grab

A thug intimidated a woman into handing over an assortment of stuff on Adelphi Street on Nov. 2.

The victim told cops that she was between DeKalb and Lafayette avenues at around 12:30 am when the creep approached her from behind and said, “Give it up!”

The woman complied, but the thief was not satisfied and punched her in the face. He got $40, an iPod, a pair of Converse sneakers, and an assortment of credit cards.

Bad bus

A jerk stole a straphanger’s wallet on the B38 bus on Nov. 2.

The victim told cops that she was getting off the bus on Fulton Street between Hudson Avenue and Rockwell Place at around 10 am when she noticed the goon reaching into her purse. She then tried to grab the perp’s hand, but he managed to escape with her two credit cards and a Metrocard — both of which he used.

Rob me twice

A woman alerted cops on Nov. 1 that thieves stole her wallet not once but twice in separate incidents in the Pathmark in the Atlantic Terminal.

The septuagenarian victim told cops that someone stole her wallet from her purse — for the first time — while she shopped at the supermarket at Atlantic and Flatbush avenues on Sept. 9 at around 1:30 pm. The second time, her wallet was swiped from her purse on Oct. 23 at around 3:20 pm. She lost a credit card — which had unauthorized charges on it — as well as a Metrocard and Social Security card.


Some cowardly thug pushed a woman to the ground and stole her Blackberry and laptop on Nov. 4.

The victim told cops she was walking on Adelphi Street between Lafayette and Green avenues at around 10:30 pm when the cretin sneaked up from behind and stole her stuff.

Bar brawl

A quick-handed thief stole a woman’s purse during a melee at Frank’s Lounge on Fulton Street on Nov. 7.

The victim told cops she had left her bag on a chair at the bar between S. Elliot and Fort Greene places at around 1:50 am when a bar brawl broke out. When the fight petered out minutes later, her bag, containing $600, a passport and a credit card was gone.

Grape gank

A thief stole a worker’s purse from behind the counter of the Greene Grape on Fulton Street on Nov. 5.

The victim told cops that she had set her purse down behind a counter in the wine store between S. Portland Avenue and S. Oxford Street at around 8:45 am, but minutes later, it was gone.

Wallet rip off

A thief forced a guy to hand over his wallet after roughing him up on Nov. 5.

The victim told cops that he was the corner of Fulton Street and Grand Avenue at around 7 pm when the punk approached, elbowed him in the face and said, “Give me your wallet!” The victim complied, handing over an ID and a credit card.

Halloween choke

A thief gave a party-goer a scare on Halloween, choking him and stealing his iPhone on Oct. 31.

The victim told cops he was leaving a party near Grand and Lexington avenues at around 3:30 am when his attacker sneaked up from behind and wrapped his hands around his neck.