Sunday Screech: In this week’s screech, Carmine finds it hard to believe what you get a ticket for these days! Comments (22)

Music: Jason Lytle hates touring, he hates waiting around between shows, and he hates answering the phone — when it’s nice out. Comment

Music: A controversial rhythm and blues band from Britain is coming to Brooklyn. Comments (23)

Cinema: Stranger than fiction? Yeah, right. Comment

Bar Scrawl: Bill Roundy — The Brooklyn Paper’s artistic drinking critic — tours a distillery in the borough’s manufacturing hub. Comments (3)

Music: If Elvis had been born in New Zealand in 1991, he would have had just as much fun. Comment

Weekend Watch: The MTA can make the sun shine underground — at least this weekend. Comment

Transit: Riding the G train might seem like a trip into Dante’s “Inferno,” but subway boosters claim it’s straight out of a Joseph Heller novel. Comments (26)

Shopping: Christmas trees come in a variety of shapes, sizes, and hues — but are they organic? Comments (12)

Page 1: Ahhhhhh, BrooklynPaper.com — it’s always been celebrated for its excellence. But there is a print product by the same news team, inspired by that same journalistic excellence. It’s handcrafted for your enjoyment and like the best news products, it’s vintage dated … and guaranteed to keep you hustlin’, Brooklyn! Comment

Ethiopian food pops-up at the Brooklyn Night Bazaar. Comment

The Dad: This week, The Dad teaches his youngest that personal responsibility begins and ends with tooth decay. Comment

Shopping: Brooklyn is the borough we love, but it’s also the brand we love, too. Comments (1)

The Nets are off to the team’s best start in a decade and our columnists are thrilled — but not thrilled enough to ignore the squad’s flaws. Our shorter columnist says the back court could up its production with a simple substitution, while our taller hoops pundit says the Nets guards aren’t pulling their weight. Below is this week’s edition of “Front court / Back court.”

Back Court: In the Nets’ Twitterverse, one hashtag has been gaining traction in recent weeks: #FreeMarShon. Comments (3)

Front Court: The Nets are off to their best start in a decade — and they’ve got their big men to thank for it. Comments (2)

Fuzzy Brooklyn: Bushwick dog lovers are so excited about a newly opened pup run that at least one neighbor went out and purchased a pooch just so he could enjoy the new amenity. Comments (4)

The city wants to spend $2 million to illuminate Coney Island’s iconic Parachute Jump, but some residents say they would rather see the money used to keep the lights on in communities left powerless by Hurricane Sandy. Comments (11)

Bay Ridge: Try getting to the root of this problem! Comments (16)

The young talent at the Barclays Center has won the borough’s support thanks to theatrics on the hardwood — and the most amazing thing about this new crop of stars is that they’re all under the age of 14. Comments (1)

A Coney Island community panel is backing Boardwalk preservationists who want an environmental review before the span’s iconic wooden beams are replaced with slabs of concrete. Comments (4)

Fort Greene: Plus more relentless crime from Fort Greene and Clinton Hill’s 88th Precinct. Comments (2)

Park Slope: A landlord has given Brooklyn Rock, purveyors of quirky, handmade and often downright strange T-shirts, a prime piece of real estate across the street from the Barclays Center because he likes what they represent. Comments (15)

Politics: The state’s top lawman is keeping his eye on Borough President Markowitz’s Hurricane Sandy relief fund. Comments (2)

The signs, they are a-changin’! Comment

Park Slope: Park Slope’s legendary pink brownstone is no longer pink. Comments (6)

Awesome: Brooklynites won’t have to travel far to mess with Texas when the Alamo Drafthouse — Austin’s legendary dinner-and-a-movie joint — opens an outpost on the Fulton Mall. Comments (8)

Carroll Gardens: Critics of a planned homeless shelter in Carroll Gardens are going to the courts — and they say they can scuttle the project because the proposed site is simply too small. Comments (10)

Red Hook: Sunny’s days are forecast for Red Hook. Comment

More than $4,000 was raised during the Boardwalk run for Hurricane Sandy victims. Comment

Brooklyn Heights: Plus all the other crime from Brooklyn Heights and Downtown’s 84th Precinct blotter. Comment