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In which our Captain attempts to save a small creature

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Help. Found a tiny baby bird in my garden and brought it in. What can I do?— twitter.com/SirPatStew

In this episode, our heroic Captain, Sir Patrick Stewart — a new resident of Park Slope who famously played Jean-Luc Picard on “Star Trek: The Next Generation” — relays an emergency call to space-age veterinarians seeking instruction on how to save the life of small, helpless alien he found lying amongst his hydroponics bay.

On the next episode: whatever Sir Patrick Stewart tweets about.

Updated 10:11 pm, July 9, 2018
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Windsor Terrace Guy from Windsor Terrace says:
Am I the only person who thinks "Captains Log" is the greatest feature ever?
May 21, 2013, 12:23 pm
Windsor Terrace Guy from Windsor Terrace says:
It's eight days later, so ... apparently so.
May 29, 2013, 6:42 pm

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