Help. Found a tiny baby bird in my garden and brought it in. What can I do?— twitter.co
In this episode, our heroic Captain, Sir Patrick Stewart — a new resident of Park Slope who famously played Jean-Luc Picard on “Star Trek: The Next Generation” — relays an emergency call to space-age veterinarians seeking instruction on how to save the life of small, helpless alien he found lying amongst his hydroponics bay.
On the next episode: whatever Sir Patrick Stewart tweets about.