March 21, 2014 / Brooklyn news / Captain’s Log

In which our Captain finds himself stuck in a Coney contraption

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In this episode, our heroic Captain, Sir Patrick Stewart — a resident of Park Slope who famously played Jean-Luc Picard on “Star Trek: The Next Generation” — explores the distant reaches of the Coney Quadrant and becomes trapped with first officer Ian McKellen inside a steel cage affixed to a strange, rotating contraption.

Where other galactic military leaders might have trembled in fear, Stewart let the universe know that he fancied the fantastic flight with a gleeful yelp. The enterprising captain also managed to boldly leverage the predicament into a promotion of his and McKellen’s Broadway show.

On the next episode: whatever Sir Patrick Stewart tweets about.

Updated 10:17 pm, July 9, 2018
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Dave from Park Slope says:
I love P. Paddy Stew Stew!
March 24, 2014, 1:31 pm

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