A good-for-nothing struck a man with a 2-by-4-foot wooden board on 71st Street on Feb. 17.
The assault occurred at Eighth Avenue, when the villain struck the man on the back of his head and on his left hand, causing bruising and a headache.
A cheap con used a fake $100 bill to pay for a food delivery to 68th Street on Feb. 13.
The no-goodnik used the faux cash to pay for the $17.20 delivery to Fifth Avenue.
— Julianne McShane