You be the reporter!

We know you love The Brooklyn Paper — so now you get a chance to join the ranks of Senior Reporter Mike McLaughlin and Less-Senior Reporter Ben Muessig and write a Brooklyn Paper story yourself!

In the spirit of the old Mad Libs game, follow the template below and insert the parts of speech that you think will make this copy sing.

Next week, we’ll print the funniest story in The Brooklyn Paper — so choose your words carefully!

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