76th Precinct
Carroll Gardens-Cobble Hill–Red Hook
Brute force
Three dirtbags beat up a 17-year-old girl and then stole her phone and wallet near Court Street on May 16, according to authorities.
The teen told police she was near Second Place at 12:57 pm when the three louts approached her and she got into an argument with them. The fight escalated and the trio punched and kicked her and then stole her iPhone and wallet with her identification and debit cards inside, police said.
Swede nothings
Some snuskhummer stole a shopper’s wallet and e-reader out of her cart at an affordable-yet-stylish Swedish furniture emporium on Beard Street on May 15.
The woman told police she turned away from her cart, and when she looked back, the dumbom had swiped her Kindle, umbrella, and a blue wallet, containing her Medicare card, identification, four credit cards, and $350 cash.
Dude, where’s my car?
A knave stole a guy’s car after he parked it on Columbia Street overnight on May 17.
The victim left his silver 2009 Dodge Charger in a lot between W. Ninth and Lorraine streets at 1:30 am, but when he returned the next morning, it was nowhere to be seen, police said.
Some friend
A punk punched her 19-year-old pal in the face and gave her a bloody nose on Dwight Street on May 15.
The victim told cops she was standing between Wolcott and Dikeman streets at 6:30 pm when her so-called friend cruised up in the passenger seat of a red sports utility vehicle, got out and socked her in the face, leaving her with a nosebleed.
— Julianne Cuba
