Get ready for a night of f—— filth and g—— debauchery.
A c——– of dirty m—– musicians are w—— furiously to get ready for the annual Filthy Song Night at the Jalopy Theatre in Red Hook on Dec. 13. The r——– the songs, the better, said the show’s organizer.
“This is a way to get these talented people out of their comfort zone and enjoy an evening of judgment-free, anything-goes debauchery,” said Fort Greene musician Bluff Channahon. “People really seem to connect to that.”
Channahon has hosted and performed at the show for the past five years, and other Brooklyn regulars include reggae artist Uzimon, country-blues singer Karen Duffy, and old-time outfit the Whiskey Spitters.
Songs performed in previous years have included “T—- Taco” “P— S—- Moms,” “E— Canal,” and “M———– to ‘The View.’ ” Channahon said he likes to keep the filth fresh every edition.
“I always write a new one every year. Last year was one about necrophilia. The year before about blood-soaked bedsheets. I have no idea what this year will be,” he said. “For as long as songs have been written there have been songwriters who dedicate themselves to the art of filling people full of uncomfortable laughter.”
Channahon said the show is sure as h— not for everyone.
“Anyone who is easily offended should probably skip it and go check out the tree at Rockefeller Center or something,” he said. “This thing gets really, really disgusting.”
Channahon said that although some might find the show offensive, others would be more insulted if he stopped.
“If I wanted to stop I think I would have an angry mob at my doorstep,” he said.
Filthy Song Night at the Jalopy Theatre [315 Columbia St. between Hamilton Avenue and Woodhull Street in Red Hook, (718) 395–3214, www.jalopy.biz]. Dec. 13 at 8 pm. $10.