As if you didn’t need another reason to vote beside stellar, impeccable candidates and easy-to-understand ballot referendums, here’s another: Voters can go to Babeland and get a free vibrator.
Yes, for the third year running, our beloved sex toy shop is handing out a free “Silver Bullet” pleasure machine to those of us who exercised our democratic rights.
“We’d all like a silver bullet to create jobs, fix the economy, and ensure access to affordable healthcare, but it’s not going to happen if we don’t participate,” the civic minded sex shop said in a pre-election statement.
The store, owned by Claire Cavanah, did not make any political endorsements, but the store did recommend that you “elect to have an orgasm,” which is solid advice.
Better still? In the event that your candidate lost, you could take comfort in the bedroom.
Babeland [462 Bergen St. between Fifth and Flatbush avenues in Park Slope, (718) 638-3820].
