76th Precinct
Carroll Gardens-Cobble Hill–Red Hook
Food fight
A woman attacked a W. Ninth Street grocery store employee on April 23, a police report states.
The seething shopper entered the store between Columbia and Hicks streets around 9:45 am and started throwing items off the shelves, but when the employee told her to stop, she went behind the counter and grabbed his neck, according to authorities.
Fresh paint
A knave vandalized 18 cars in a parking lot on Van Brunt Street sometime between April 23 and April 25, police said.
The jerk entered the fenced-in parking lot between President and Union streets sometime between 2 pm on April 23 and 7 am two days later and spray-painted all of the vehicles, according to authorities.
Missing electronics
A miscreant broke into a woman’s apartment on Warren Street on April 23 and stole her laptop, police said.
The 35-year-old woman told police the nogoodnik entered her apartment between Columbia and Hicks streets around 10:30 pm while she was out and removed her MacBook laptop from her desk.
The door to her apartment was open when she returned around 11 pm, according to authorities.
Shopping spree
Six teens robbed a clothing store on Atlantic Avenue on April 19, a police report states.
The manager was helping other employees at the store between Clinton and Court streets when she saw the sextet — all 16-years-old and one 15-year-old — run out of the store with bags, sweatshirts, and shirts at around 6:50 pm, according to authorities.
Tool time
A baddie stole a bunch of tools from a construction site at a residential home on Carroll Street sometime overnight on April 22, police said.
Police found no forced entry but the rule-breaker removed three screw guns, two laser levels, two dremels, and one electric sander from the site between Clinton and Court streets sometime from 8 pm to 8 am the next day, officials said.
— Julianne Cuba