Five things to do in Brooklyn this week!

Friday

Sept. 2

Burn notice

You thought that Burning Man was safely sequestered in Nevada, but the Get Lit dance party is bringing the Black Rock to Brooklyn. Local playas should don their brightest outfits to frolic among the black lights and fire dances at the House of Yes, while dodging elaborate art cars and playa bikes.

10 pm at House of Yes (2 Wyckoff Ave. at Jefferson Street in Bushwick), www.houseofyes.org. $15 (free before 11 pm).

Sunday

Sept. 4

They’re out!

This is your last chance to watch the beloved Brooklyn Cyclones take on the hated Staten Island Yankees at MCU Park! Not only is it the final game of the season in the Coney Island coliseum, but our rivals on the Rock will be changing their name (with the help of the Internet) in 2017. Prepare for the hated Batty McBatfaces next season!

6 pm at MCU Park [1904 Surf Ave. at W. 17th St. in Coney Island, (718) 449–8497], www.brooklyncyclones.com. $10–$17.

Monday

Sept. 5

Shake your tail feather

Brooklyn’s biggest parade will shimmy its way down Eastern Parkway this afternoon, while vendors sell roti and other Carribbean treats along the roadside. The organizers of the West Indian Day Parade hope the hipsters will join the throng this year, so slip into your skinny jeans and check out the plumage.

How beauteous womankind is!: A naked native meets a shipwrecked sailor in the all-female production of “The Tempest” coming to Prospect Park on Sept. 7–10.

Associated Press / Kathy Willens

11 am–6 pm at Eastern Parkway (Between Utica Avenue and Grand Army Plaza in Crown Heights, www.wiadcacarnival.org). Free.

Wednesday

Sept. 7

King Leer

It’s Shakespeare in the Park — and in the nude! An all-female theatrical troupe will begin a four-night outdoor run of Shakespeare’s “The Tempest” tonight in Prospect Park. Actors clad only in body paint embody the island’s magical spirits, while shipwrecked visitors shed their corsets (and everything else) in the name of body-positivity as the night goes on.

5:30 pm at Prospect Park’s Music Pagoda (at the north end of the Nethermead, enter at Ocean Avenue and Lincoln Road in Prospect Lefferts Gardens). Free.

Thursday

Sept. 8

Dirty jokes

Comedian Ophira Eisenberg and cartoonist Emily Flake host a night of diaper disaster stories with “S— Show,” featuring parental comedians Kate Tellers, Nick Stevens, Adira Amram, Robin Hazel, and Caroline Rhea.

8 pm at Union Hall [702 Union St. between Fifth and Sixth avenues in Park Slope, (718) 638–4400], www.unionhallny.com. $8.