62nd Precinct
Bensonhurst—Bath Beach
Love hurts
A pants-less perv hit his 21st Drive neighbor with a bicycle seat after the neighbor bristled at the man’s in-the-buff come-on on April 28.
The 40-year-old man exposed himself to his middle-aged neighbor near their homes between 20th Lane and 20th Avenue in Bath Beach at 2:20 am, police said. But the victim wasn’t interested in the man’s vulgar advances, so he doused the guy with pepper spray, officials said.
The refusal got under the flasher’s skin, so he hit the neighbor in the face with a bicycle seat, a police report states.
Brass knuckle sandwich
Three knuckle-draggers savaged a kid with a pair of brass knuckles in a park on the corner of 17th and Cropsey avenues in Gravesend on April 24.
The trio trounced their 18-year-old victim at 7:30 pm, police said. Paramedics took the kid to Coney Island Hospital to treat his cuts and swelling, a police report stated.
Brewhaha
A caffeinated cretin threw hot coffee in a 64th Street man’s face when he admonished her for parking in front of his driveway on April 23.
She left her ride blocking a residential driveway between 24th Avenue and Dahill Road at 10:30 am, but when the homeowner asked her to move the car, she pushed him and doused the guy with a searing cup of joe, police said.
The woman threatened to return and burn the man’s house down before fleeing in a silver Toyota, a police report states.
Flogged for phone
A trio of toughs beat a teen for his cellphone on 84th Street on April 30.
The goons ganged up on the guy between 24th and 25th avenues in Gravesend at 7 pm — one held him down while the other two punched and kicked the kid’s face, police said.
The brutes took the teen’s phone before fleeing, officials said. Paramedics took the victim to Coney Island Hospital for treatment, a police report states.
— Max Jaeger
