88th Precinct
Fort Greene–Clinton Hill
Slashed
Cops cuffed two guys who slashed a man in the face and took his cellphone and cash on Adelphi Street on Sept. 11.
The victim was near Myrtle Avenue at 3 pm when one of the suspects flashed a blade and struck the victim in the face as he forced him against a wall, authorities said As the victim was pinned, another suspect took his phone and $50, police said.
Food fight
Some jerk stole a delivery guy’s bicycle as he was dropping off food on Clermont Avenue on Sept. 10.
The victim told authorities he was delivering an order near DeKalb Avenue at 8:40 pm when two goons approached him. One of the baddies pushed him to the ground while the other one took his bicycle and rode off, according to a report.
Bench
A weasel snatched a guy’s phone from his hands as he was sitting on a park bench on Navy Street on Sept. 7.
The victim was resting on the seat near Flushing Avenue at 9:05 am when the sneak came up behind him, took his phone, and fled, authorities said.
Motored away
A knave stole a guy’s motorcycle while it was parked on St. James Place between Aug. 24 and Sept. 5.
The victim parked his ride by Gates Avenue at 6 am on Aug. 24, and when he returned more than a week later, it was gone, cops said.
Double trouble
Some scofflaw swiped two bikes locked up on a gate on Clermont Avenue on Sept. 11.
The cyclist secured his white Specialized bike, orange Felt bike, and two kids bike seats to the gate at midnight, and when he returned in the morning, they had vanished, he said.
— Lauren Gill