90th Precinct
Southside–Williamsburg
G-men
A pair of robbers jumped a guy on Lorimer Street on March 7 as he was on his way home from a bar, cops said.
The victim said that he was in back of a building between Ten Eyck and Stagg streets at 4 am when the two galoots asked him for directions to the G train.
The victim started give directions, but one of the jokers choked him and his accomplice went into the mark’s pockets and stole his phone and wallet, according to a police report. Then both scoundrels scrammed, the report says.
Want fries with that?
A goon attacked a guy inside of a Metropolitan Avenue diner on March 7, according to the authorities.
The victim said that he was at the eatery near Union Avenue at 4:50 am when one of the punk patrons hit him over the head with a glass cup out of nowhere, cutting his head, a report says.
The attacker and his crew rushed out of the place, and emergency responders took the victim to Wyckoff Heights Medical Center.
Drive-by slashing
A crew of cretins jumped out of a car on Keap Street on March 8 and attacked a man, cutting him and stealing his money, cops said.
The victim said that he was at S. Second Street at 6:15 am when the mob of miscreants jumped out of the gray Nissan Ultima, put the victim in a chokehold, and rummaged through his pockets.
The gang grabbed $220 from him, then one pulled a knife, slashed him across the stomach, and drove off, according to a report. The victim checked himself into Mount Sinai Beth Israel later in the day, per police.
Shot in the dark
Someone shot a young man in the foot outside of a Manhattan Avenue building on March 7, law enforcement officials said.
The victim said that he was in front of a building between Moore and Varet streets at 11:21 pm when he caught a slug in his foot. He refused to tell police who shot him, a report says.
Fast food
A pair of punks robbed a delivery driver at knifepoint on Havemeyer Street on March 2, officers said.
A victim said that he just finished making a delivery near Hope Street at 12:40 am when the treacherous twosome cornered him and one pulled a blade on him.
The worker handed over $800 in cash and his wallet and the scoundrels scrammed, according to the authorities.
None given
A gang of juvenile delinquents jumped a young pair on Wallabout Street on Feb. 27 after asking them what gang they were in, per the NYPD.
One victim, 18, told police that she was between Marcy and Union avenues with her friend at 5 pm when the seven scalawags surrounded them.
They asked both of the victims what gang they were with, and when the male victim responded that he was in the “I do not give a f— gang,” the group beat both of them, police reported.
— Danielle Furfaro
