84th Precinct
Brooklyn Heights–DUMBO–Boerum Hill–
Downtown
Bonnie and snide
Two women duped a parking lot attendant into giving them the keys to a 2007 Infiniti on July 8.
The 20-something femme fatales told the gullible employee of Imperial Parking Systems on Schermerhorn Street between Hoyt and Bond streets that they had lost the ticket for the car. One of the women even had a remote that could set off the vehicle’s alarm, which ultimately convinced the attendant to hand over the car keys to the thieves.
The attendant made at least one smart move, however, as he took down one of the perp’s license information. He also told cops that this Pennsylvania-native is white with long, brown curly hair and that her accomplice is black with an Afro.
Schermerhorn scum
At least two thefts went down on Schermerhorn Street between Hoyt and Bond streets this week. Here are the frustrating details:
• A 2009 Suzuki motorcycle was taken sometime between 7 and 10 pm on July 6.
• A supposed gourmand stole $2,000 from Brooklyn Fare overnight on July 7. The burglar broke the glass door of the specialty food shop, taking the cash, a credit card and a gun license.
Tech heist
A thief used old-school methods to swipe high-end electronics from a Jay Street office between July 6 and July 9.
The victims returned to their office between John and Plymouth streets after a three-day absence to find the door busted open and a MacBook Pro laptop, digital camera, scanner and other electronics missing.
The building’s security cameras didn’t record any burglars.
Missing Mercedes
A blue 1997 Mercedes Benz was stolen from Nassau Street overnight on July 4.
The slick car’s owner told cops that he parked his car between Gold and Navy streets at around 10 pm, but it was gone by 9 am the next morning.
— Alex Rush
