Psycho stabs two straphangers


Brooklyn Heights–DUMBO–Boerum Hill–Downtown

Psycho stabber

A wacko stabbed two straphangers aboard the C-train at the Hoyt-Schermerhorn station on Jan. 3.

The victims told police the malcontent pierced him twice in the hand with an X-Acto knife on the southbound train at 11:23 am, before stabbing another train rider in the hand and arm, and saying “You should get on the A-train. You have Jesus in your life?”

Double trouble

Two bandits held up a guy on Jay Street on Jan. 2.

The victim told police that one of the thieves yanked his phone from his hand near Johnson Street at 8 pm, while the other perp grabbed his wallet and took off. 

Sign swipe!

Some scumbag assaulted his ex-girlfriend with a wet floor sign and stole her headphones at Atlantic Avenue on Jan. 3.

The victim told police her former beau hit her with the sign near Fourth Avenue at 10:30 pm and punched her in the face.


A duo of punks violently robbed a woman on High Street on Dec. 29.

The victim told police that the malcontents jumped her from behind near Jay Street at 10:18 pm and yanked her hood, throwing her to the ground, before grabbing her purse and forcing her to unlock her phone.

Downtown chase

Police arrested a man for allegedly kicking a guy on the subway and stealing his bag at Clinton Street on Jan. 1.

The victim told police that he awoke aboard a Bay Ridge-bound R-Train near Montague Street at 3:30 am to find the suspect allegedly fleeing with his bag, before kicking him during a foot-chase. 

A patrolling officer later chased the man and tased him, before booking him on felony robbery charges, according to police reports.