oyPhone theft
Two ruffians threatened a man with a knife and stole everything on him on N. Ninth Street on June 8.
The victim told cops that he was listening to music on his iPhone between Roebling Street and Driggs Avenue at about 10:30 pm when the two approached — one of whom pressed a knife to his stomach and said “Don’t say anything, don’t f—ing move.” The perps frisked him and made off with $30, the phone, a watch and credit cards.
Mace to face
Three diehard nicotine addicts assaulted a delivery man and stole 179 cartons of cigarettes on Driggs Avenue on June 8.
The victim told cops that he was making his first delivery of cigarettes near McGuinness Boulevard at about 1:30 pm when the first perp pushed him into his van and said, “Don’t move, a—hole.”
Before he could respond, the thug sprayed him with Mace while the other two proceeded to steal dozens of cartons of smokes.
Vehicle thefts
At least two vehicles — one a brand new Honda — were stolen in Greenpoint last week:
• Some jerk stole a 2010 Honda CRV from its Withers Street parking spot on June 8. The victim told police that when he returned to the spot, which is near Leonard Street, at 6 am, the car was missing.
• A thief stole a Yamaha moped from N. 10th Street overnight on June 12. The victim told cops that the moped, which was between Bedford and Driggs avenues, was missing by 10 am.
iThreat
Three hooligans threatened a man with a knife and stole his iPhone on Driggs Avenue on June 9.
The man was talking to his mom and waiting for the bus near Union Avenue at about 5 pm when the three approached him. One displayed a knife and said, “Give me the phone,” so the victim said bye to mom and handed over the gadget. The three fled down Union Avenue.
Wine-O!
An angry wino and a skater-hater were charged with assault after one smashed a bottle of merlot over the other’s head at a bar on Bedford Avenue on June 9.
The first victim told cops that the two were arguing at the watering hole, which is between North Seventh and Eighth streets, at about 10 pm when the bottle got involved. He left with cuts on his head, and the drunken jerk left with police.
But after questioning, the first perp revealed that the injured man had hit him with a skateboard multiple times on the head and arms earlier that night. Both were charged with assault.
