Captain’s Log: In which our Captain gets the required nourishment

Stardate: 91708.39

“An emotional moment. Proper Friday fish, chips, and mushy peas — in Brooklyn!”


In this episode, our heroic Captain, Sir Patrick Stewart — a resident of Park Slope who famously played Jean-Luc Picard on “Star Trek: The Next Generation” — returns to his homeland and enjoys his favorite terrestrial meal at a local chip shop.


On the next episode: whatever Sir Patrick Stewart tweets about.