Stick up!
Two armed thieves stuck up a Kent Avenue gas station on July 30.
The perps reportedly entered the station — which is between Rutledge and Penn streets — at 11:45 pm brandishing a silver handgun. The robbers demanded money and that the attendant get on the ground, and when the employee obliged, the perps helped themselves to cash and cigarettes.
Hot iPod
A fumbling fool assaulted a Williamsburg woman on July 30 in a failed robbery attempt.
The perp struck the victim in the back of the head at 6:35 pm on the corner of Manhattan Avenue and Broadway, then tried to grab the 48-year-old woman’s iPod, but dropped it.
The would-be mugger then fled on Bartlett Street without taking anything.
Pee-wee thief
A clumsy crook made off with a bicycle from a Manhattan Avenue apartment on July 26 while the victim showered.
The 33-year-old bike owner was undertaking his daily hygienic routine in his apartment — which is between Boerum Street and Johnson Avenue — at 6 pm when he heard loud noises coming from another room.
Thinking it was his roommate, the unsuspecting resident went about showering, only to later find that his $2,500 bicycle was gone.