Pants off to ya
A pervy perp forced a man to take off his pants inside his N. Seventh Street apartment while the creeper took his cash on Dec. 22.
The victim returned to his home, which is between Roebling and Havemeyer streets, at 2 pm to find a man, who quickly ordered him to take off his pants and go into the bathroom.
That’s when the jerk made off with a laptop and cash, leaving the confused, pants-less renter without any leads.
Batter down
A bat-wielding crazy was arrested after he randomly swung some lumber and injured a 33-year-old woman on Bedford Avenue on Dec. 22.
The victim was walking between N. Sixth and N. Seventh streets at 11 pm when the jerk swung at her, missing her head by inches. He then dropped the bat and swung with his fists, connecting repeatedly, she told police.
Officers were able to track the man down quickly afterwards.
Wheel bad news
At least two cars were swiped last week:
• A 2008 Toyota Sienna was taken off Hausman Street between Nassau and Driggs avenues at about 3:30 pm on Dec. 22.
• A 1998 Honda Civic was swiped from the intersection of Franklin and Quay streets at 7 am on Dec. 23 while its owner was at work.
— Andy Campbell
