84th Precinct
Brooklyn Heights–DUMBO–Boerum Hill–Downtown
That stinks
A gaggle of goons attacked a guy and stole his cologne and other items as he was walking out of Brooklyn Bridge Park on Doughty Street on May 18.
The victim told police he was leaving the park near Furman Street at 5:25 pm when a group of nine cretins punched him in the face, knocking him to the ground, leaving him with a contusion and swelling on his left cheek.
They then ran off with his iPod, Don-C hat, Calvin Klein cologne, and iPhone charger.
Smell you later
Three dirty crooks stole Chanel perfumes from a Joralemon Street store on May 14.
The crooks went into the store by Court Street at 6:15 pm, stole 23 bottles of the fragrance, and fled, cops said.
Hungry fur crime
Some sneak broke into an Atlantic Avenue apartment and stole a fur, food, and household goods on May 11.
Police said the lout entered the building near Smith Street at 1:40 pm using an unknown device to unlock the front door, then made off with the items.
Getup and go
Cops cuffed a woman who they say tried to steal a new wardrobe from a Fulton Street store on May 18.
A detective from the shop near Livingston Street caught the woman allegedly trying to sneak out 12 bras, six pairs of underwear, 10 shorts, one pair of yoga pants, and nine tops around 5 pm, according to a report.
Blade runner
A baddie stabbed a guy and stole his phone on an N train near Pacific Street on May 20.
The victim was on the Coney Island-bound locomotive when the brute told him, “Give me your phone or I’ll stab you,” then grabbed the man’s phone from his hand and knifed him on the right side of his torso, police said.
The villain fled when train pulled into Fourth Avenue station, according to a report.
— Lauren Gill
