77th Precinct
Prospect Heights
Chip your waiter
A disgruntled diner smashed a Carlton Avenue restaurant’s window on Jan. 25.
An employee at the eatery near St. Marks Avenue told cops that a patron got into an argument with a member of the staff and left angrily. But he wasn’t done: he returned at 7:27 pm and smashed the front window of the posh restaurant with a hammer.
Ale man
A intoxicated jerk harassed a postal carrier on Vanderbilt Avenue on Jan. 28.
The victim told cops that he was near Bergen Street at 2:20 pm when a drunkard pushed him and threatened to shoot him, before fleeing.
Laptop looting
A crook pilfered a laptop from a car parked on Lincoln Place on Jan. 27.
The victim told cops that he left his car between Washington and Underhill avenues at 10:45 am. When he returned an hour and a half later, he discovered that his $700 Samsung computer was gone.
Road away
A bike thief stole a pricey set of wheels on Pacific Street on Jan. 27.
The victim told cops that he left his $1,200 road bike in the garage of his apartment building between Grand and Washington avenues at 8 am. When he returned at 4 pm, it was gone.
myPhone
A thief broke into a car parked on Bergen Street on Jan. 29 — making off with the owner’s iPhone.
The victim told cops that he parked his car — with the fancy phone in it — between Classon and Grand avenues at 2 am. When he retured at 12:30 pm, he discovered that his driver-side window was broken and his cell was gone.
— Eli Rosenberg
