Excelsior [390 Fifth Ave. between Sixth and Seventh streets in Park Slope, (718) 832–1599], www.excelsiorbrooklyn.com. Open Mon–Fri, 6 pm–4 am; Sat, Sun, 2 pm–4am.
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Excelsior [390 Fifth Ave. between Sixth and Seventh streets in Park Slope, (718) 832–1599], www.excelsiorbrooklyn.com. Open Mon–Fri, 6 pm–4 am; Sat, Sun, 2 pm–4am.
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