Jerks robbed a drunken man on Dean Street on March 18.
The 48-year-old victim told cops he was between Carlton and Sixth avenues at 3:15 am when a few men pushed him and took $500 and his cellphone.
Kids these days
A group of kids busted the mirror of a car on Eastern Parkway on March 13.
The victim told cops she was stopped between Underhill and Washington avenues at 6:25 pm when the kids ran into her car and smashed her driver’s-side mirror.
Jewels and gadgets
Crooks robbed a woman’s house on Vanderbilt Avenue on March 13.
The 30-year-old victim said she left her apartment between Dean and Bergen streets at 9 am, returning at 8 pm to find $1,500 worth of electronics and jewelery gone. Cops say the intruder entered through a fire escape.
A gun-toting man dropped his weapon on Washington Avenue on March 17.
Cops said the man was near Park Place at 11:15 pm when he dropped his firearm on the ground. He fled before cops could find him.
— Eli Rosenberg