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A gun-wielding maniac shot a guy on a Lorimer Street on May 5.
The victim told police that he was between Stagg and Ten Eyck streets at 8:45 pm when a guy walked up to him and shot him in the thigh and then ran away. Police are searching for the suspect and emergency personnel took the victim to Woodhull Hospital, where he was treated and released.
Someone bashed a drunk guy in the head with a blunt object on Stagg Street on May 3.
Police responded to a call between Union Avenue and Lorimer Street at 4:40 am to find the victim lying on the ground with the cut over his left eye, according to a report. Cops say the intoxicated man told them that somebody had hit him hard over the head.
Emergency personnel took the victim to Woodhull Hospital and police said they were checking nearby surveillance cameras.
A sacrilegious intruder was captured on camera stealing a bicycle and cash from a Penn Street religious school on May 1.
The manager of the private school between Kent and Wythe avenues told police that he saw a video of the sinner breaking into the school at 2:30 am.
The blasphemous thief grabbed a bicycle and $60 worth of religious donations and then fled the building, cops reported. Police found the bicycle around the corner the next morning.
Two wicked women slashed a man across the cheek with a knife while trying to steal his phone on Broadway on May 2.
The victim told police that he was near Flushing Avenue at 2 am when two women surrounded him and tried to take his phone out of his hand.
One of the woman pulled out a knife and slashed the man across the face. The victim then ran into Woodhull Hospital to get help.
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Police arrested a woman for breaking into the lobby of a Messerall Street apartment building on April 23 and stealing a package.
According to the police report the woman broke into the lobby of the building between Graham and Manhattan sometime between 3 and 5 pm. The victim showed police video and photos of the incident and police arrested the 38-year-old woman and charged her with burglary.
A pair of teenage punks attacked and robbed a woman using her laptop in a Morgan Avenue park on April 20.
The victim told poilce she was sitting on a bench in the park near Maspeth Avenue at 7:12 pm when two young teens suddenly grabbed her laptop out of her hands.
She tried to fight back and one of the boys kicked her in the side of the stomach. Then they both ran away.
— Danielle Furfaro