Get your drinks ready — it’s cooler bag night at Aviator Sports and Events Center!
The Brooklyn Aviators return to Floyd Bennett Field tonight to battle the Danville Dashers, and the first 500 fans showing up to watch Brooklyn’s boys of winter bash the Dashers will receive a free cooler bag, courtesy of the Community Newspaper Group.
Sure, a cooler bag is designed to keep your snacks and beverages nice and cold, but it can do so much more.
That said, here are five other activities your free Community Newspaper Group cooler bag would be perfect for. Keep cool, Brooklyn!
Five new uses for your free CNG cooler bag:
5) Wear it as a hat. The insulated lining will help scatter extraterrestrial mind-control waves.
4) Stuff it with snow in preparation for those popular mid-summer snowball fights.
3) Keep copies of the Bay News and the Mill Marine Courier fresh and crisp.
2) It’s the perfect penguin carrier.
1) Use it to store your CNG (that’s compressed natural gas)!
Community Newspaper Group cooler bag night at Aviator Sports and Events Center [3159 Flatbush Ave. in Floyd Bennett Field in Marine Park, (718) 758-7580] at 5 pm. Tickets are $12 ($10 for seniors and children under 14) For more info, visit www.BrooklynAviators.com.
Reach reporter Thomas Tracy at firstname.lastname@example.org or by calling (718) 260-2525.