Stardate: -309568.3725266363
“I should have never switched to Verizon.”
In this episode, our heroic Captain, Sir Patrick Stewart — a resident of Park Slope who famously played Jean-Luc Picard on “Star Trek: The Next Generation” — reveals he’s been taken prisoner by an evil inter-stellar empire for decisions he has made regarding the service provider of his communicator.
On the next episode: whatever Sir Patrick Stewart tweets about.