Slash and run
A violent thug attacked a man with a knife and swiped his cellphone on the D train on Jan 31.
The victim told cops that he boarded the train near at 86th Street and Bay Parkway at 1:27 am. When the jerk demanded the victim’s cellphone, the victim refused, so the thug slashed his leg and grabbed his phone, making his escape at the next station.
What a dummy
Hustlers conned a man into giving up more than $2,000 and a cache of electronics in return for a share in their phoney lottery haul on 21st Avenue on Jan. 26.
The victim told cops that two men approached him at 11:30 am near 86th Street, asking for directions. They told him that they had won the lottery and would share it, but only if he gave them cash.
The bone-headed victim obliged, handing over $1,050, then took them to his house, where he gave them another $1,000, a MacBook and an iPhone.
The grifters handed over his share: a sock full of wadded up newspaper.
At least three cars were jacked for their air bags or navigation systems in Bensonhurst on Jan 29.
• Punks busted into a Nissan Maxima parked on 81st Street.
The victim told cops that he parked his car between 20th and 21st avenues at 9:50 am. When he returned at 10:35 am, he found his rear passenger-side window busted, and his air bag gone.
• Airheads swiped a navigation device and air bag from a car parked on 76th Street.
The victim told cops that she left her car parked near Bay Parkway at 3:15 pm. When she returned at 3:25 pm, she found her electronics and safety device missing.
• Lost perps swiped a navigation system from a car parked on 20th Avenue overnight.
The victim told cops that he left his car parked between 86th Street and Benson Avenue at 10 pm. When he returned at 7 am the next day, he found his rear passenger window smashed and his navigation system missing.
A pair of punks pummeled a man and swiped his MetroCard and iPhone at the 62nd Street D train station on Jan. 25.
The victim told cops that he was waiting for the train near New Utrecht Avenue when the duo approached him, asking if he wanted to get hurt. One of the goons then punched the victim in the mouth, while the second one swiped his stuff, cops were told.
Thieves made off with jewelry after sneaking into an 82nd Street house on Jan 28.
The victim told cops that she she returned to her house between 20th and 21st avenues at 2:30 pm. That’s when she found her jewelry missing at 2:30 pm.
Kick in the door
Perps busted down the door of a 76th Street house, making off with more than $2,000 in jewels.
The victim told cops that she left her house between 16th and 17th avenues at 11 am. When she returned at 1:30 pm, she found $2,300 in jewelry and electronics missing.
Wheel heads swiped the rims off of at least two cars overnight on Jan 23.
• Perps gave a rimjob to a car parked on W. 12th Street.
The victim told cops that he parked his ride between Avenue S and Highlawn Avenue at around 8 pm. When he returned at 8:30 the next morning, he found his rims and tires gone.
• Thives immobilized a car parked on W. 11th Street.
The victim told cops that he parked his ride between Avenues T and U at around 8 pm. When he returned at 6:30 am, he found his rims and tires gone.