84th Precinct
Brooklyn Heights–DUMBO–Boerum Hill–Downtown
Gross profit
Three foul fiends threw a bottle of pee at a guy and then robbed him on Bridge Street on Nov. 9.
The pissed-off punks approached their victim by Willoughby Street at 6:30 pm and hurled plastic bottle with liquid in it at him, yelling “It’s piss, n—-.”
They then told the guy to put his belongings on the ground, took his jacket, backpack, and passport, and fled, cops said.
Misstep
A thief lifted a woman’s purse from a Henry Street step after she forgot to pick it up before walking away on Nov. 8.
The victim told police she placed her bag on the step by State Street at around 2:40 pm while she took of her jacket. She strolled away and returned 15 minutes later to find that it had been taken, a report said.
On the make
Cops cuffed a woman who allegedly stole makeup from a Joralemon Street store then injured an employee as she tried to flee on Nov. 10.
The suspect allegedly lifted the cosmetics at the store near Court Street and then scratched and punched a worker’s arms and face as she attempted to get away with the loot, police said.
Upon arrest, authorities allegedly found the suspect had an electric stun gun in her pocket, according to a report.
Bad hatter
Police arrested a man who they say tried to buy a hat with fake money at a Fulton Street store on Nov. 10 and then stabbed the store clerk after being confronted about the fraud.
The suspect handed over fraudulent currency to pay for the $40 hat at the shop near Bridge Street at 7:40 pm, but when the clerk realized he was being tricked and tried to detain the man, the suspect then tried to flee by punching and stabbing the worker with a box cutter numerous times, officers reported.
Jewel thief
Some sneak stole jewelry from a Bergen Street apartment on Nov. 10.
The woman told authorities she left her residence near Bond Street at 9:15 pm and returned later that night to discover that her jewels were gone.
— Lauren Gill
