88th Precinct
Fort Greene–Clinton Hill
Bar none
Some snake stole a woman’s designer purse from the back of her chair at a Myrtle Avenue bar on April 30.
The victim told police she hung her Michael Kors pocketbook — containing a diamond ring and house keys — on the back of her seat at 2:30 am at the hotspot near Classon Avenue, but when she went to retrieve it five minutes later, it was gone.
Hog head
A weasel stole a man’s Harley Davidson motorcycle after he parked it on Clermont Avenue between May 1 and May 3.
The man parked his crotch rocket near Willoughby Avenue at 5 pm before leaving for a business trip, but when he returned from his trip two days later, it was nowhere to be found, according to a report.
Park plunder
A jerk stole a teenager’s cellphone as she was strolling in Fort Greene Park on May 5.
The victim was at S. Elliott Place and DeKalb Avenue at 3:10 pm when the cad demanded she give him her phone and threatened to use force if she didn’t hand it over, a report said.
No sense
A sneak broke into a man’s DeKalb Avenue residence on May 8, but left empty-handed.
The victim told authorities his neighbor notified him that the door of his apartment near Waverly Avenue had been forced open. The victim then checked his phone, finding his motion sensors showed movement in the building from 3:51 to 4:08 am.
Upon returning home, the victim discovered the front lock on his door was laying on the ground and nothing inside his abode appeared to be missing, according to a report.
— Lauren Gill
