68th Precinct
Bay Ridge—Dyker Heights
Stiletto stabber
A high-heeled femme fatale and her gang of male goons stomped a man into the pavement on 75th Street on March 21, according to cops.
The victim reported getting into an argument with the violent femme and her band of brutes at the intersection of Fifth Avenue at 11:10 pm. The dispute came to blows, and the male thugs knocked the victim to the ground and began kicking him in the face, dislodging several of his teeth.
But it was nothing compared to the dental damage the deadly dame did with her spike heels to the man’s face, gouging up his cheeks and knocking out several more molars. The victim sought treatment at Lutheran Medical Center.
Apple plucked
A fleet-footed fiend filched a female’s iPhone on 75th Street on March 17 police report.
The victim told cops she was standing on the sidewalk at Third Avenue with her mobile device in hand at 10:30 pm when the villain ran up and snatched the gadget away.
Up in smoke
Cops collared a man who they say bashed a hookah lounge owner with a water pipe inside a Fifth Avenue smoke bar on March 23.
The victim said that he got into a verbal altercation with his accused attacker at 6:49 pm at the hangout between 77th and 78th streets, and demanded the man in custody leave. The suspect complied — but then snuck in the backdoor.
When the business owner tried to block his way, the defendant allegedly grabbed a hookah and smashed it against his arm. The proprietor said that the defendant then grabbed a keyboard and smacked him upside the head with it. Police say they arrived on the scene moments afterward and arrested the accused.
Seeing stars
Two brutes battered a man for his Samsung Galaxy phone on 62nd Street on March 23, authorities report.
The victim told police he was near 12th Avenue at 3:05 pm on his way home when the thugs came up to him and asked to use his mobile device. When the victim took the gadget out of his pocket, one of the lowlifes snatched it away — while the other punched him in the head. Both crooks then scrammed in an unknown direction.
Big bank
A crook held up a Third Avenue lending institution for almost $17,000 on March 21, police say.
The teller told cops that the lowlife entered the bank at the corner of 71st Street at 10:25 am and passed a note under the screen.
“Don’t be a hero. Empty top and bottom drawers. I have a gun,” the message read.
The clerk complied, and the robber took the money and ran.
— Will Bredderman
