Thief snatches cafe’s computer

Apple to go

Someone stole a laptop from a Clinton Street restaurant on March 2.

The 40-year-old victim said the jerk entered Café on Clinton, located near Verandah Place, at around 1:30 pm, taking an Apple iMac computer worth $1,100. The creep fled without even leaving a tip.

Despicable duo

A woman was beaten and robbed of her groceries on King Street on March 4.

The 50-year-old victim was near Van Brunt Street at 10:30 am when two men attacked her, punching her in the face and snatching her groceries. The cowards fled.

President punks

A man was punched and robbed on President Street early on March 2.

The 32-year-old victim said he was near Smith Street at 2:57 am when two men smacked him in the face and punched him in the nose. The duo made off with a backpack containing an Apple iPhone and a wallet. Cops caught up with the pernicious pair, both 17-years-old.

Slap happy

A teen robbed a woman outside the Smith-Ninth Street subway station on March 1.

The 23-year-old victim said that a juvenile jerk slapped her hand at around 2 pm, dislodging her iPhone. Cops later caught up with 15-year-old.

— Gary Buiso