A jerk stole an iPad from a bar on Vanderbilt Avenue on Nov. 12.
The 23-year-old victim told cops that she left the so-called “God tablet” on a table at Plan B, between Prospect and Sterling places at 12:30 am — when the perp grabbed the shiny device and fled.
A thief swiped a moped on Bergen Street on overnight on Nov. 13.
The 50-year-old victim told cops that he parked his Vespa between Vanderbilt and Carlton avenues at 10 pm, returning the next morning at 8 am to find it gone.
A crook broke into a candy store on Vanderbilt Avenue overnight on Nov. 10.
The victim told cops that the would-be candy thief caused about $350 worth of damage to the store between St. Marks Avenue and Bergen Street, but didn’t steal anything of value during his overnight raid.
A thief broke into a clothing store on Vanderbilt Avenue on Nov. 14.
The victim told cops that the jerk stole $800 worth of merchandise from the store between Prospect Place and St. Marks Avenue, including a gold belt and a Fendi bag around 3:30 pm.
A jerk stole a rear-view mirror from a car on Bergen Street on Nov. 13.
The 36-year-old victim told cops that she parked between Washington and Underhill avenues at 3:30 pm, but returned one hour later to find her driver’s-side mirror gone.
A raging criminal got into a fight — and then ran over a bystander with his vehicle on Atlantic Avenue on Nov. 12.
The 43-year-old victim was run over at 3:55 am at Grand and Atlantic avenues. He was then taken to Kings County Hospital.
— Eli Rosenberg