77th Precinct

Prospect Heights

i-Had

A jerk stole an iPad from a bar on Vanderbilt Avenue on Nov. 12.

The 23-year-old victim told cops that she left the so-called “God tablet” on a table at Plan B, between Prospect and Sterling places at 12:30 am — when the perp grabbed the shiny device and fled.

Vespa gone

A thief swiped a moped on Bergen Street on overnight on Nov. 13.

The 50-year-old victim told cops that he parked his Vespa between Vanderbilt and Carlton avenues at 10 pm, returning the next morning at 8 am to find it gone.

Glass smash

A crook broke into a candy store on Vanderbilt Avenue overnight on Nov. 10.

The victim told cops that the would-be candy thief caused about $350 worth of damage to the store between St. Marks Avenue and Bergen Street, but didn’t steal anything of value during his overnight raid.

Fendi bender

A thief broke into a clothing store on Vanderbilt Avenue on Nov. 14.

The victim told cops that the jerk stole $800 worth of merchandise from the store between Prospect Place and St. Marks Avenue, including a gold belt and a Fendi bag around 3:30 pm.

Mirrored

A jerk stole a rear-view mirror from a car on Bergen Street on Nov. 13.

The 36-year-old victim told cops that she parked between Washington and Underhill avenues at 3:30 pm, but returned one hour later to find her driver’s-side mirror gone.