88th Precinct
Fort Greene–Clinton Hill
Road rage
Two goons dragged a man out of his car, bashed him, and stole his phone on Hall Street on June 26.
The victim told police he was driving through a roadblock by Flushing Avenue at 4:39 pm when the pair of brutes chased him. They eventually caught up to the man, took him out of his car, and punched him in the face before taking his cellphone and fleeing, according to a report.
Played
A would-be burglar broke into a sleeping woman’s Monument Walk apartment on June 26 and tried to steal her Playstation, but was foiled when the victim caught him in the act.
The weasel woke the woman from her slumber at 8:35 am by banging on the door of her unit near Park Avenue, and the lady then got out of bed and saw the nogoodnik in her living room with her Playstation game console in his hands, a report said.
The confrontation spooked the guys, and he dropped the property and fled, according to authorities.
Train vain
Some baddie stole a woman’s wallet out of her bag as she was aboard a crowded G train near Lafayette Avenue on June 23.
Authorities said the victim was standing inside the Downtown-bound green bullet at 8 pm when the jerk edged up close to her. The cur then bumped into her and ran out the door, according to a report.
After the encounter, the woman dug into her purse and found that her wallet — containing her cards and passport — was missing.
Bad karma
A sneak stole a good Samaritan’s bag while she tried to break up a fight in Commodore Berry Park on Navy Street on June 25.
The victim told cops she left her purse on a park bench near Park Avenue at 8:14 pm while she tried to mediate an altercation. But during her peace-making attempt, a scamp snatched her bag and fled, said a report.
— Lauren Gill