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‘Alternate’ reality! Return of parking rules drive snowbound Slopers mad

for The Brooklyn Paper

The streets of Park Slope turned into a disaster zone on Monday morning when alternate-side-of-the-street parking resumed, forcing residents to dig out cars, battle for open spots and, in at least one case, slam into each other.

By 10 am, snow banks and double-parked cars had clogged the streets, making it almost impossible for even the smallest compact to navigate.

“This is the most stupid thing they have ever done!” exclaimed Phyllis Kwalwasser, who lives on First Street near Eighth Avenue. “Trying to get around all the double-parked cars, I thought I was going to have an accident.”

Street cleaning had been suspended since Jan. 27, when a massive snowstorm shut down public schools and dumped 20 more inches on an already icy city. But the weekend’s temperate weather encouraged city officials to bring back normal parking rules.

“We were lucky enough on Saturday and Sunday to have above-freezing temperatures, a perfect time to have people start digging out their cars,” said Sanitation Department spokeswoman Kathy Dawkins.

Yet Park Slope residents were frustrated that they had to dig out for street sweeping, especially when there was not a Sanitation truck in sight.

The only reminder about the promised cleaning was a handwritten, cardboard sign sticking out of a snow bank on Carroll Street by Polhemus Place imploring residents to move their cars so the street could be swept.

But the sign stood in vain.

“I haven’t seen any street sweepers,” said David Holmes, who lives on Carroll Street near Seventh Avenue.

Dawkins said that the city had at least one truck out in Park Slope on Monday morning, although she said she certainly “didn’t expect trucks to get to every curb.”

Many residents refused to move their snow-in cars despite the scheduled cleaning, and many received tickets. The city issued 3,205 summons across the borough, out of a total 9,910 citywide, according to a NYPD spokesman. The figures were not broken down by neighborhood.

And the morning mayhem cost one driver in the most tangible way.

A man sideswiped a nun’s ride on Carroll Street by Polhemus Place, damaging the car’s body.

Sister Francis McCool told police that she was stuck waiting in the long line of unmoving traffic when another car slammed into hers from the right side.

“This has been the worst day. First I had to get someone to dig out my car. Then there was all the traffic, and now this accident. I don’t know what to do, go home and cry?” McCool said.

Perhaps praying to a higher power — Mayor Bloomberg? — would help.

Reader Feedback

Mike says:
These people get FREE parking -- and they're COMPLAINING? Ludicrous.
Feb. 8, 2011, 8:43 am
Kayemtee from Downtown says:
Unlike most suburbs and many other countries, we have given car owners the right to park on our public streets for free. In Brownstone neighborhoods, we allow car owners to illegally double park cars during alternate side cleaning. Why? If these folks can keep their cars unmoved for a month, do they really need them? And the media gives them a forum to gripe when we dare to ask them to move them after a month? Rather than congestion pricing, we should charge car owners (me included) a substantial fee to permit parking on public streets. Let the money collected be designated for improving public transportation.
Feb. 8, 2011, 9:28 am
Kayemtee from Downtown says:
Unlike most suburbs and many other countries, we have given car owners the right to park on our public streets for free. In Brownstone neighborhoods, we allow car owners to illegally double park cars during alternate side cleaning. Why? If these folks can keep their cars unmoved for a month, do they really need them? And the media gives them a forum to gripe when we dare to ask them to move them after a month? Rather than congestion pricing, we should charge car owners (me included) a substantial fee to permit parking on public streets. Let the money collected be designated for improving public transportation.
Feb. 8, 2011, 9:28 am
boof from brooklyn says:
It's a lot of responsibility having a car. If you can't handle it, just get rid of it.
Feb. 8, 2011, 9:32 am
Steve from PPW says:
"This has been the worst day. First I had to get someone to dig out my car."

Seriously? How entitled can you get?

If your car was snowed in and iced over, perhaps you should have removed the snow and ice yourself when it was easier to do so?

I saw plenty of responsible car owners shoveling out their cars as the snow was falling so it wouldn't be too hard to remove later. In the days since the last storm, I saw lots more people chipping away at the snow and ice. It's the people who waited until the last possible minute or for the snow to magically disappear on its own that are complaining now.

Car drivers are the most entitled, spoiled constituency in New York.
Feb. 8, 2011, 9:39 am
cars gotta go from bike nation says:
The solution to this problem is very simple. Ban cars from NYC already, and stop these killing machines from destroying the quality of life for everyone else.

Until then, keep the heat on these polluting monsters with a ticket blitz for anything you can possibly imagine.
Feb. 8, 2011, 10:18 am
Other Michael from Park Slope says:
People this was not a big deal

http://whatyourdonotknowbecauseyouarenotme.blogspot.com/2011/02/ass-parking-resumes-tomorrow.html
Feb. 8, 2011, 10:32 am
Ashish from Park Slope says:
This really wasn't such a big deal. I live on 8th Avenue near Grand Army Plaza. I woke up early to move the car and it was fine.

Frankly, I think they should have removed the suspension sometime last week, forcing folks to dig out their cars so that the streets can be properly plowed, and moreover, so that he garbage can be removed. The fact that there is garbage in front of our house from early January is a disgrace.
Feb. 8, 2011, 12:50 pm
Susie from Park Slope says:
Steve from PPW:

You do know that you're talking about a nun, right? And if you've seen the nuns that live in that area you'll probably have seen a bunch of elderly women.

You're right though - totally entitled.
Feb. 8, 2011, 2:20 pm
Joey from Clinton Hills says:
the city should dig out these cars and tow them away! Also, snowed-in cars with out of state plates should be towed and crushed. They are a menace to NYers as in most instances their car insurance coverage is nullified for fraud.
Feb. 8, 2011, 2:27 pm
adam from bedstuy says:
the day bedstuy gets enough amenities withing walking distance is the day i get rid of my, recently handed-down, car.
Feb. 8, 2011, 3:39 pm
Scott from Park Slope says:
I commute by bike to Harlem every day, 15 miles each way. I take public transportation when the weather is too inclement. I love the designated bike paths and pedestrian malls and fervently pray for a return of trolleys to Brooklyn. My wife and I got and still have a membership with Zip Car for the occasion when we need to move something heavy or pick up a bunch of people from the airport. We are members of Transportation Alternatives and Straphangers and participate in the 5-Borough bike ride every year.

That said, a few years ago when we started having kids we bought a Honda FIT, small, fuel-efficient, versatile, parkable. Why? Because kids come with car seats, which are heavy and take up at least one hand to carry. Then you have bags full of toys, diapers, formula, changes of clothes, and other paraphernalia. Strollers. Then you have your own bags. I challenge anyone with fewer than six arms and biceps like Schwarzenegger to cart all that onto a bus, then onto a train, then onto another bus, or, god forbid, a subway, just to get to where you're going.

There are few public garages in our neighborhood. They have no vacancies. Even if they did, there would still be a 3-5 block hike home with aforementioned stuff piled on your back. Recall that I bike 30 miles to and from work every day, and I cannot manage that.

So for those of you on this board pilloring car ownership, I would suggest that there are perhaps use-cases that you have not thought about. I look around and see there are hundreds if not thousands of families with babies like ours here. So I'm pretty sure we're not alone.

That said, resuming alternate side parking under these conditions is absurd, because the cars are still buried by the last storm by snow that has hardened to ice. I chopped ours out with a spade Friday and it took 2 hours. We did not get a ticket yesterday, but our avoiding a fine personally does not abate my anger at a Department of Transportation that didn't even make a pretense at sweeping or plowing the streets whilst they wrote orange tickets by the sheaf. It's a scam, plain and simple.

I hope the mayor who caught heat after not plowing in January gets double-whammied for this.
Feb. 8, 2011, 3:56 pm
Lawrence from Park Slope says:
Owning an auto today in NYC is a luxury. Auto ownership began as a luxury in NYC in the late nineteenth century and will end as a luxury in the early twenty-first century. The automobile owner is under attack from every direction.
Feb. 8, 2011, 4:35 pm
hammy from Sunset Park says:
oh please, I can't take anymore from the entitled slope. Every other neighborhood had to get up an hour early and dig out their cars. Come back to reality.

Hey Scott, surprise I have kids too, so you are not the only miserable parent in Brooklyn with Kids. Next time I see you I'll get out of your stroller's way, since slopers are entitled to the whole side walk as well.
Feb. 8, 2011, 11:08 pm
mike from GP says:
Scott, the DOT is neither responsible for sweeping the streets (that's Sanitation's job), nor for ticketing (that's the NYPD's job).
Feb. 9, 2011, 8:01 am
cars gotta go from bike nation says:
@scott: Oh, so it's ok for you to have a car, just not everyone else. Get a cargo bike like you want everyone else to do.
Feb. 10, 2011, 11:34 am

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