78TH PRECINCT
Park Slope
Brothel alert
A guy with a grudge harassed a President Street spa on Nov. 12.
The owner of the business told police someone hung up signs that read “Brothel alert – on our block – Healing Garden Spa – They are performing sexual acts at this location!” at the spa near Fifth Avenue.
Computer smash!
Some jerk smashed a women’s computer inside an Eighth Avenue women’s shelter on Nov. 13.
The victim told police that the bully broke the $1,200 computer on a table inside the shelter near 15th Street at around 10:50 pm.
Plate pirate
Some weasel stripped the license plates from a car on Sixth Street on Oct. 18.
The victim told police that he left the car between Fourth and Fifth avenues at night, but when returned at 8 am the next morning, the license plates were gone.
Nice kicks
A thief swiped a pair of shoes from a Flatbush Avenue shopping mall on Nov. 15.
The fashion-forward pilferer nabbed a $69.00 pair of shoes from Designer Shoe Warehouse in the mall near Atlantic Avenue at 5:10 pm, before a security officer for the store stopped the thief and recovered them.
The store declined to press charges, according to the report.