So what will the folks at Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey ask P.T. Barnum at the July 5 seance? We don’t know, so we’ve prepared a few questions for the world’s greatest showman:
• Is Ringling Brothers still the “Greatest Show on Earth”? Follow up: Come on, have you seen “Avatar: 3D”?
• Are carnies as filthy today as they were back in your day?
• If not, what can we do to encourage more filthiness?
• Is it true what they say about midgets?
• Is this seance thing a hoax, scheme, flam, scam, or trick?