In which our Captain meets a powerful intergalactic leader

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In this episode, our brave Captain, Sir Patrick Stewart — a new Park Slope resident best known for playing Jean-Luc Picard on “Star Trek: The Next Generation” — showcases his skills in intergalactic diplomacy while meeting with the influential leader of the federation of Brooklyn.

With the Mighty @MartyMarkowitz, my Borough Prez. — twitter.com/SirPatStew

On the next episode: whatever Sir Patrick Stewart tweets about.