77th Precinct
Prospect Heights
Poke ya
Two thugs with a gun stole a belt — a really fancy one — from a teenager on Pacific Street on Sept. 20, but they didn’t get much chance to model it for their friends.
The 14-year-old victim told cops that he was near the McDonald’s at Underhill Avenue at 2:30 pm when the jerks surrounded him and one pulled out a knife and said, “I’ll poke you!” while the other flashed a black handgun.
They then snatched the poor kid’s $350 BB Simon belt and ran away.
Cops arrested a pair of 17-year-old suspects two days later.
My Glock!
A thief snatched a gun from a car on Underhill Avenue on Sept. 21.
The victim told cops that he parked his maroon 2003 Chevy Impala near Dean Street at 1:30 pm, and came back three hours later to discover that someone had busted his passenger-side door and taken his 40-caliber Glock pistol and a pocket knife.
iCrook
A jerk stole a fancy cellphone from a man on Carlton Avenue on Sept. 22.
The 30-year-old victim told cops he was talking on his iPhone near Dean Street at around 9:30 pm when a crook ran up from behind, grabbed the phone and sprinted away.
Bummed baller
A quick-moving jerk swiped a wallet from a man on Park Place on Sept. 19.
The 22-year-old victim told cops that he left his pants — with a wallet inside — at the edge of a small park near Vanderbilt Avenue at 4 pm, then went to play ball. He came back an hour later, put on his pants and discovered that his wallet was no longer in the pocket.
Yamagone
A crook stole a motorcycle on Prospect Place overnight on Sept. 21.
The 35-year-old victim told cops that he left his black 2010 Yamaha near Underhill Avenue at 11 pm and came back 12 hours later to find that the $14,000 ride had been swiped.
Bike bandit
A scoundrel swiped a sweet fixie from an apartment on St. Marks Avenue on Sept. 26.
The 29-year-old victim told cops that he left his home near Vanderbilt Avenue at 9:30 am, and returned at 4:30 pm to find that a bandit had broken in and stolen a $1,200 fixed-gear Fuji Obey bicycle, a $780 digital camera and a MacBook Pro laptop.
Washington run
A jerk jacked a cellphone from a lady on Washington Avenue on Sept. 25.
The 27-year-old victim told cops that she was near Lincoln Place at 2:15 pm when a man snatched the iPhone from her hand.
— Natalie O’Neill
