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In this episode, our courageous Captain, Sir Patrick Stewart — a new Park Slope resident who famously played Jean-Luc Picard on “Star Trek: The Next Generation” — celebrates an ancient Earth custom.
The heroic Stewart captures a conifer specimen, transports it to his living quarters, and adorns it with a star map of the galaxy.
Happy Holidays. Everyone. — twitter.com/SirPatStew
On the next episode: whatever Sir Patrick Stewart tweets about.