Star Trek: The next celebration! Sir Patrick Stewart wishes merriment across the galaxy

Stardate: -311937.54

In this episode, our courageous Captain, Sir Patrick Stewart — a new Park Slope resident who famously played Jean-Luc Picard on “Star Trek: The Next Generation” — celebrates an ancient Earth custom.

The heroic Stewart captures a conifer specimen, transports it to his living quarters, and adorns it with a star map of the galaxy.

Happy Holidays. Everyone. — twitter.com/SirPatStew

On the next episode: whatever Sir Patrick Stewart tweets about.