This means war! Old Stone House burglarized

78th Precinct

Park Slope

Film, shoot!

A jerk snatched a film projector from a community center on Third Street on Aug. 27.

A worker at the Old Stone House near Fifth Avenue told cops that she left the center at 2:45 pm, then came back the next day at 1:30 pm. That’s when she discovered a door open and the $800 movie projector gone — along with two Dell laptops and $108 in petty cash.

It’s not the first time that the Revolutionary War learning center has been the victim of a burglary. Last year, thieving Redcoats stole two computers and cash.

Vespa mess

A jerk stole a motorcycle on Degraw Street.

The 37-year-old rider told cops that she parked her gray 2010 Vespa outside her apartment near Lincoln Place at 8 pm on Aug. 30, and returned six days later to find the Roman roundabout gone.

Teen meanies

Two teenage thugs roughed up a woman, then stole her cellphone on Carroll Street on Sept 2.

The 38-year-old victim told cops that she was near Fifth Avenue at 11 am when the jerks ran up and punched her in the mouth. One of them then snatched the iPhone from her hand and fled, leaving her with a swollen lip.

Dental damn

A crook jacked a credit card from a dental office worker on Seventh Street on Sept. 2.

The victim told cops that she set her VISA card on a desk at Garfield Dental Group near Fifth Avenue at 3:30 pm, got up for 15 minutes then discovered it gone.

Wheely sneaky

Two professional crooks snatched the tires from a car on 10th Street on Sept. 1 or 2.

The lady driver told cops that she parked her black 2011 Honda Accord near Sixth Avenue at 5:30 pm, came back the next morning at 6:30 am and found her ride propped up on cinder blocks. All four wheels and rims — worth $3,000 in total — were gone.

Bloody lip

A thug beat up a man on Fourth Avenue and swiped his cash on Sept. 3.

The 24-year-old victim told cops that he was near President Street at 1:30 am when someone whacked him in the back of the head. He fell to the ground, and the thug reached into the poor guy’s pocket, snatched $200 and ran away, leaving him with a bloody nose and forehead.

Grocery grab

A jerk swiped a wallet from a woman at a food store on Seventh Avenue on Aug. 26.

The 26-year-old shopper told cops that she was browsing at Key Food near Garfield Place at around 8 pm, when she discovered her wallet gone.

Her bank then called to report someone had spent $780 on her credit card.

Pizza perp

A creep stole a wallet from a woman at a pizza joint on Seventh Avenue on Aug. 30.

The 24-year-old customer told cops that she had set down her brown purse on a table at Pino’s near First Street at 2:20 pm, then left for two minutes to order some grub. That was enough time for the jerk to snatch the bag and the light blue wallet inside.

The bedroom

A ballsy thief stole a laptop from an apartment on Ninth Street on Aug. 30 — while the owner was home.

The 28-year-old victim told cops she was in the bedroom of her unit near Seventh Avenue at 5:30 pm when someone strolled in through her unlocked front door, grabbed her $1,500 MacBook Pro and ran out.

Getaway wheels

Two thugs stole a laptop at a cafe on Fifth Avenue on Aug. 29.

The 24-year-old victim told cops he was sitting on a bench outside of Brooklyn Bread near Sixth Street at 9:30 pm, when two thieves rode up on bikes. One of them grabbed his $3,000 MacBook Pro and they both peddled away on bicycles.

Boulder bandit

A jerk snatched a wallet from a man at a climbing gym on Degraw Street on Sept. 2.

The 26-year-old victim told cops he set his bag down at Brooklyn Boulders near Third Avenue, then climbed for a few hours. That was enough time for the crook to snatch his Tommy Hilfiger wallet and $150 bucks inside.

Grand theft Lotto

A jerk jacked a car on Fourth Street overnight on Aug. 28.

The 40-year-old driver told cops she parked her black 2011 Hyundai Elantra near Prospect Park West at 6:45 pm then came back at 8 am and discovered the $8,000 ride gone — with no broken glass in sight.

— Natalie O’Neill

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