Ratner $$ can’t buy love

Smartmom forgot
that parents were supposed to dress up 1960s-style for the PS 321 Auction
and Dance Friday night at the Brooklyn Museum.

Smartmom, looking
decidedly un-’60s in black Aerosole sandals and a silk jacket, was
more concerned about the article Dumb Editor asked her to write about
the controversy surrounding Forest City Ratner’s cash donation of
$7,500, his “underwriting” of the event.

For this low,
low price, he got a big, big mention in the auction program. For some
parents, just seeing “Forest City Ratner” on the program killed
the party mood. A few even refused to participate.

The school,
which opened in 1966 (hence the ’60s theme), raises around $50,000
at this annual event, which was held in the museum’s gorgeous Beaux
Arts Court decorated with bright neon flowers.

Moms drinking
cranberry Margaritas were dressed in long floral dresses and peasant blouses.
One mom looked very Carnaby Street in knee-high red boots and a psychedelic
shirt. Another one channeled Cher in false eyelashes and black bell-bottoms.
There were even some dads done up in Hippie style.

“How do
you like our private school-style auction?” Smartmom whispered to
Hepcat as they waited in line for coffee and miniature “flower power”
cup cakes. Berkeley Carroll, a Park Slope private school, also holds its
annual auction at the Brooklyn Museum. Talk about keeping up with the
Joneses. As the neighborhood becomes more upscale, so does PS 321 and
so does the auction.

After securing
a Bangkok Bliss at the cash bar, Smartmom asked one friend, a member of
the PTA, if she was offended by the developer’s contribution.

not. We take the money. We don’t care where it comes from,”
said PTA Mom. “We don’t discriminate when it comes to contributions.
Why should we refuse his money?”

Smartmom knew
she was exaggerating. Of course the school discriminates. Would it take
money from a tobacco company or the American Nazi party (not that Ratner
is in that category, but still…). PTA Mom said that most of the PS
321 parents are opposed to the Atlantic Yards development. But she saw
no connection between the donation and the project.

has been donating to the auction for five years — even before Atlantic
Yards was announced.”

In the days leading up to the auction, PTA co-president Amy Bender, whose
husband, Bruce, is a top Forest City Ratner exec, took heat for the developer’s
contribution. An “expose” in the Daily News didn’t help.

“I think
she’s very strong,” said PTA Mom. “She works hard for the
school and doesn’t deserve to be demonized just because her husband
works for Bruce Ratner.”

PTA Mom was
even backed up by Cool Architect Mom, who is actually a member of Develop
Don’t Destroy Brooklyn: “I don’t think it should be personal.
But I do think we should not have given them such a big mention in the
program. It makes it look like PS 321 is supporting the Atlantic Yards

Prior to the
auction, Cool Architect Mom discussed her objections with members of the

“He got
away awfully cheap,” Cool Architect Mom pointed out. “For $7,500,
he gets his name big on the program and creates the perception that PS
321 supports the project. And we don’t. It goes against everything
the school stands for.”

And that is?
“Community,” she said without missing a beat. “This school
is about community, inclusion and human scale — the opposite of Ratner’s

Then Smartmom
spotted Bender, a friendly and dedicated organizer who devotes herself
full-time to her non-paying PTA job. PS 321 is blessed to have her and
many others, who donate their talent and energy to the PTA. A science
lab, music, art, chess, dance, an annual poetry magazine, and a mediation
program are just some of the perks made possible by the PTA.

But the PTA
is not the only reason the school is considered one of the city’s
top public schools. It helps that PS 321 has a passionate, whip-smart
principal, great students, fantastic teachers and a very involved parent

And they’re
not all white and affluent, despite the stereotypes you read in other
newspapers. Twenty-one percent of the kids receive school lunch (while
the other 79% bring their own tempeh sandwiches and gluten-free Oreos).

The school
does reflect (well, sort of) the ethnic diversity of Brooklyn, with a
student body that’s 61 percent white, 19 percent black, 16 percent
Hispanic and 6 percent Asian.

The principal,
Elizabeth Phillips, is big on free events that build community, like the
International Dinner, Family Dance Night, Turn Off Your TV Night, and
the Spring Potluck, where hundreds of parents gather in the school’s
backyard for a festive meal.

Smartmom surveyed
the festive crowd of familiar faces in their 1960s regalia. Missing were
the parents who couldn’t afford to pay $45 for the privilege of dining
on Citrus Chicken, and watching other affluent parents bid on a Ratner-donated
Nets basketball package for eight people (which, by the way, went for
more than $2,000).

The Christie’s
auctioneer (a colleague of PS 321 parents) also sold off donated weekends
at people’s country houses, a vacation to the Dominican Republic,
a health club membership, a child’s fantasy birthday party at Keyspan
Park (does that mean we support the Cyclones?) and an Italian cooking
lesson and dinner with the famed Lidia Bastianich — all for top dollar.

Money for the
school is a win-win for the kids, so it’s no wonder that PS 321 is
so overcrowded (more than 1,200 kids in a school built for 900).

Sometimes Smartmom
feels guilty that her kids go to such a great public school. What about
the families in poor neighborhoods that aren’t so lucky? Isn’t
there some way to spread the wealth? Don’t all kids deserve the same
quality of education as the kids of Park Slope? Don’t all kids merit
donations from Bruce Ratner?

Of course they
do, but there’s a Catch-22 at work: After all, the success of PS
321 has done wonders for Park Slope’s real-estate values, which,
in turn, drives more money to the school.

To quell the
guilt and sense of entitlement, Smartmom returned to the cash bar for
a plastic cup of Chardonnay and wondered if Bruce Ratner donates $7,500
to all the schools in the neighborhood.

Well … not

Smartmom emailed
Ratner spokesperson, Joe DePlasco, who wrote back, “Forest City Ratner
also supports a wide range of educational and recreational programs throughout
Brooklyn and the city.”

When Smartmom
pressed him for the name of a specific school or recreation program they
support, he responded: “Sorry, that’s all we have to say on
the issue.”

Hmmmm. He couldn’t
give just one name? That may work on Dumb Editor, but does DePlasco think
Smartmom was born yesterday?

Whether Ratner
is an influence peddler or just boss of the PTA co-prez’s husband,
he chooses to put his money on Seventh Avenue and First Street. So, back
to Dumb Editor’s original question: do those dollars buy the opinions
of this politically savvy PS 321 crowd?

Not a chance.

“I think
it’s insulting that anyone thinks our opinions can be bought,”
said Mommy Group Friend. “Just because the PTA takes Ratner’s
money doesn’t mean we endorse his project.”

Clearly, the
parents are too smart for that. They want their cake (school enrichments),
their progressive politics (human-scale architecture, please), and their
middle-class guilt (oy, life is so unfair) and be able to eat it, too.

Another glass
of Chardonnay, anyone?

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